Why does Volcanic Wukong has Obsidian Malphite on his crotch?

Danny DeVito·Oct 11, 2016·41 votes·2,927 views

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18 Comments

Mecha MaIphiteOct 11, 201670 votes

"rock solid"

SpoofghoulOct 11, 20162 votes

Touche

dragon1xxOct 12, 20161 votes

69 upvotes....

G1RadiobotOct 12, 20161 votes

Downvoted to put it back at 69.

Smart KittyOct 13, 20161 votes

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"rock solid"

I upvoted, but I had to remove it to keep it at "69". When someone else fucks it up, I'll add it back.

Princess EmmaOct 11, 201624 votes

Guess who lost the 1v1?

mustafa2881Oct 12, 20162 votes

malph? now he is sucking his dick, i see

Miror BOct 11, 201622 votes

Better question: why don't other characters have obsidian malphite on their crotches? Me thinks that could be a good draven day update if they choose to do it again next year.

AmazoXOct 12, 20161 votes

lmaoooo

RocketRelmOct 12, 20162 votes

I do remember hearing some comments about how pool party draven has a speedo but no bulge and how this was a fundamental problem. Sounds like an opportunity, riot.

FantasySniperOct 12, 201612 votes

Wait, Malph is supposed to be fucking massive.

If Volcanic Wu can literally wear him like underwear...

AmazoXOct 12, 20161 votes

Malphite Getting the THING from behind.

GrReaper96Oct 11, 201610 votes

So new ship MonkeyKing X Malphite now?

crippler38Oct 12, 20162 votes

because wukong is a stone monkey so naturally he needs something harder than his monkey reproductive organ when it's soft to cover it otherwise everyone would see it through a softer material.