Attack Speed Malphite

with https://na.leagueoflegends.com/en/featured/preseason-update/8000-8008?build=01110250

It works because Malph has such high tank stats to survive most things anyways

I'm Mastery 7 on him so you can believe me

You just start CLAPPING people

and then you E so they can't clap back

and then you Q so they can't run away

and then you R if they flash away

C L A P P E D https://youtu.be/u4FEPbpu2Iw

It only works if your entire team didn't go 0/5 in the early game, leaving you to fend off against absurdly fed enemies but regular tanky malphite can't do much there either