If you were hired by Riot, what would be the first thing you would do?

SnugglePuggle94·Sep 16, 2017·4 votes·822 views

Like, would you create a new champion? Or a new rune, or mastery?

Mine would be- to find a concept that would help people who have permanent bans get their accounts back, but have to go through a prestigious amount of work to get it. It won't be easy but they would have to show that they can reform.

Because, in my opinion, how strict they are in not giving anyone a chance to get their account unbanned is way too mean.

Otherwise, I would like to bring back the Spellvamp concept in items. Going SV Morgana was my favorite build with Will of the Ancients and the other items to stack on her passive. One Q and bam I could heal over half my health while dealing a lot of damage.

I also would fire CertainlyT, and bring back Team Builder. That sounds perfect to me, lol.

What would you want to do, or create?

38 Comments

Douglas FunnieSep 16, 20176 votes

Personally, I would drain the swamp and make League great again.

L Psy KongrooSep 16, 20175 votes

Very first thing I would do is remove Yasuo from the game.

Next I would buff towers at all stages of the game so they're actually worth a damn instead of being giant cannon minions.

Bringing back DFG would be nice, but I would probably nerf the active so it deals less damage on its own.

Damage, tankiness, and CC would all get heavy nerfs across the board. Slows wouldn't be handed out like candy, and hard CC would be reserved almost exclusively for tanks (wardens/vanguards, maybe a few Juggernauts like Sion).

I'd revert all changes Riot made to Shaco in the past year.

Catch-up EXP in the jungle would be slightly nerfed.

Minions would lose their "win-more" mechanic.

And a few other small tweaks.

I Stealth ISep 16, 20173 votes

Rework Ahri

Taric the GaySep 16, 20173 votes

Commission 5 new Ezreal skins and give myself 5 skins to match his skins. Armor of the Fifth Age Ezreal and Pulsefire Taric will become a reality with me in charge. Our lore would also be updated to openly proclaim us as being gay lovers and eventually husband and husband.

I will also see to it that Lux would be nerfed for 6 patches in a row before ultimately being removed from the game and all traces of her in the lore will be expunged.

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CochoSep 16, 20172 votes

I'd start removing champions.

I would probably get fired pretty quick

Pika310Sep 16, 20172 votes

First order of business:

fire Fearless and begin working on reversions for EVERY project he has EVER worked on at Rito Game.

Douglas FunnieSep 16, 20171 votes

The silver jungler who designed the RNG Plant System? I would hire you in a heartbeat.

Pika310Oct 5, 20171 votes

Believe it, that's actually the THIRD time he's been allowed to ruin the jungle. Remember season 5 when jungling LITERALLY became impossible, cause camps were WAY too strong? Remember season 6 where the exact same thing happened again? All Fearless.

These aren't his only failures either, not even half of them. I could make a college essay discussing Fearless' failures, but I digress.

InfernapeSep 16, 20171 votes

So what has he actually worked on?

Douglas FunnieSep 16, 20171 votes

He's the RNG Plant guy. A system that is a complete and total joke.

Slack KingSep 16, 20172 votes

I'd Simply push for less popular champs to get skins. their current outlook toward skin production is a joke

DSØSep 16, 20172 votes

Ban all bronze and silver players who cant maintain a KDA above 1 for more than 25% of their games.

Deep Terror NamiSep 16, 20172 votes

If you'd like to discuss your permaban idea I'd recommend making a thread about it on PB (if you haven't already). Personally, I think you would do better for the community by thinking of ways to help people understand the harm in toxic behavior and establish better feedback before they need to be perma'd, rather than giving them more chances after they've been a huge problem.

SnugglePuggle94Sep 16, 20171 votes

Yeah well I thought the gameplay board would be better because it's also opening up a discussion for other people's ideas about what they would do.

Just as much as I want my account unbanned, I know many other people do too so that's why I want to make a concept for people to be able to get it back. The rules you have set are way too strict and mean.

There's also a good idea to help others before they get perma'd but I want to help those who have gotten it.

CannonLordFreedSep 16, 20172 votes

I'd rework lifesteal to make it better for keeping Marksmen from having to recall after every little skirmish but keep it from making it near impossible for a marksman from just dominating in skirmishes and just ignoring anything diving them by increasing the healing given but only making said healing apply when attacking minions.

Yeast EmpressSep 16, 20172 votes

delete the LCS, ban all of the top streamers who have large followings of 12 year olds who do anything that they do, and fire the balance team

the company would lose a fuckton of money but hey.

Truly PridefulSep 16, 20172 votes

Make all of the hitboxes accurate to their animations.

Dope SoloSep 16, 20172 votes

Nerfs: Yasuo Zed Fizz Buff: DrMundo Olaf Trundle

SnugglePuggle94Sep 16, 20172 votes

I agree on those nerfs whole heartedly!

ZedUsanGovosSep 16, 20171 votes

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Nerfs: Buff:

If you lose so many times to the most balanced assassin atm, you might just be bad. Git gud.[slayer-jinx-wink]

Dope SoloSep 17, 20172 votes

If you're going to call the most broken pos champs in the game balanced, you're probably just a troll. Suck it troll.

ZedUsanGovosSep 18, 20171 votes

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If you're going to call the most broken pos champs in the game balanced, you're probably just a troll. Suck it troll.

It's clear you can't read. Since when was Yasuo an assassin? Or Trundle? There are only two assassins I'm talking about, and only one is the most balanced of the two.

Wînter FoxSep 16, 20172 votes

Fill out the W4 and wait for the background check?

Juggernaut628Sep 16, 20171 votes

#BringBackDFG

Juggernaut628Sep 16, 20171 votes

Black Market Brawlers

RedcadaverSep 16, 20171 votes

Give traditional supports a dash.

Commader KiwiSep 16, 20171 votes

Make ranked easier so the majority of the players arent in low elo , so they can experience a good highelo game , so in other words set the bar lower. add paper and wood divisions . so people wont feel like bronze is the elo hell. PLUS wouldnt it be cool to be diamond soloq, and paper 5 flex?

CrisisEchoesSep 16, 20171 votes

I would give vaynes ult a 5 second cooldown at max rank, and have her w do 2x the damage it currently does

Critmaster GarenSep 16, 20171 votes

{quoted} Mine would be- to find a concept that would help people who have permanent bans get their accounts back, but have to go through a prestigious amount of work to get it. It won't be easy but they would have to show that they can reform.

youd only create a new market nieche next to ranked boosting.

"pay $$$ to have your account unlocked within a week."

SnugglePuggle94Sep 16, 20171 votes

Never said anything about having to pay to get your account back. That's not the way to do it anyhow.

Critmaster GarenSep 16, 20171 votes

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Never said anything about having to pay to get your account back. That's not the way to do it anyhow.

i dont think you understood.

i mean people would make a business out of going through the process you spoke of to unlock accounts for other people, so the toxic players wouldnt have to put in the efford themselves.

you get payed like 20 bucks and play on the account or do whats neccessary to unlock it, and give it back to the guy who owns it.

just like a lot of people are boosting accounts for money.

SnugglePuggle94Sep 16, 20171 votes

Like I said, that wouldn't be my process that I would take. Not money, not hacking. Maybe other people might think that but like my title says- "If you were hired by Riot," meaning I would create a process the company would stand behind, not this useless, strict crap of "No chance whatsoever if perma'd."

BerylCrabSep 16, 20171 votes

I would revert sion and take away his ap ratios.

Linna ExcelSep 16, 20171 votes

I'd get to know the people I'm going to work with, learn the company policies, get my workspace set up, do the course you have to take if you want to post on the boards, etc.

Also, riot probably assigns you a role based on what they need you to do ATM so I'd probably be working on that.

Dasdi96Sep 16, 20171 votes

I would remove the stupid minion auto pushing when ahead thing. I would then make cs worth more and kills/assists worth less.

Evil YasuoSep 16, 20171 votes

I'd create a traditional assassin for mid lane Revert the assassin reworks for future rework. (1 on 1 so I don't have to rush anything) Probably i'd just give people what they want. Tanks want to be tanky again? Sure but i'd take away a lot of their damage. Mages want more items, people want support's item shields/buffs to be toned down, cho+stoneplate, etc.