Dear Junglers

Radiant Wukong··1 votes·401 views

If the enemy top laner has summoner 14 summoner 4, is playing a squishy marksman, has me pushed under my turret, and you have red buff... why the fuck wouldn't you level 2 gank?

Sincerely, Dumbstruck Summoner

Even if you have no mana or CC, red buff alone and some AAs coming from 2 champs is more than enough to force their flash and kick them out of lane. Which is gives me an extreme advantage as they walk back to lane without boots and no summoner 12

19 Comments

EndlessSorcerer4 votes

why the fuck wouldn't you level 2 gank?

If you do, you lose the entirety of your bottom-side jungle to the enemy jungler.

Dreadlocks1 votes

Not to mention if it does fail then you can expect to be extremely underleveled for the first 10 mins of the game ATLEAST

420 grams1 votes

No gap closer yet? The friendly top laner has 25% hp, a huge wave pushing into them, and the enemy is untouched?

Radiant Wukong1 votes

I just leashed the red buff, we both had full health, Teemo pushed into turret. I started with E, don't know what Zac started with. So your dumb ass scenario doesn't apply, dismiss yourself.

420 grams1 votes

Ok, new scenario: your top laner is 1/9/2 in a 22 min game, meaning they die once every 2 mins after the minions spawn. He only gets 3.8 cs/min, falls 5 levels behind despite rushing a damage split pushing item, and most likely is in chat raging the whole time. Does that scenario apply better?

Radiant Wukong1 votes

Not even remotely close.

Zac asked for hard leash no smite. Teemo was at turret taking shots at it already, hit level 3 before I hit level 2. I spam pinged Zac to follow me top, he didn't.

My 1st death came from Teemo's ignite after Zac pinged to invade Lee Sin jg. Mid also got an assist.

After Teemo' s ignite came back, he killed me again. At that point, all 3 lanes and jglr were losing. I mute everybody before match starts and communicate with pings. So no flaming. The rest of my deaths are because I AFK farmed under turret while using my phone until game ended.

I kept a close eye on the screen, waiting to see if Zac would ever gank... never happened so I didn't bother trying.

420 grams1 votes

http://imgur.com/gallery/npJvj Are you sure I'm not even close? I feel like I'm pretty close.

Just some advice, most junglers dont even need a leash to clear their jungle. So a "hard leash" means you leave helping him to make it just in the knick of time to get the first 3 melee minions. I have no idea how you missed two levels helping him jungle. Just because mid and jungle were doing an invade and pinged it, doesnt mean you unlock the camera and not watch yourself die to teemo. Next, you disrespected him bringing a combat summoner spell and you got punished for it. If you mute everyone and pings and sit on your turret not paying attention, why would anyone gank for that person?

Radiant Wukong1 votes

You misunderstood completely.

Zelorxon1 votes

Can... can you introduce me to your homie bro? He seems to have really potent stuff, i wanna ask him of he has... i mean i wanna ask him a... uuuh, favor... Yeah a favor.

420 grams1 votes

I might be able to help you😉🔥🌳🌬️

SnakDatSmilesBak1 votes

do you deliver

dakota saturn1 votes

It's not your jungler's job, or anyone else's, to win your lane for you. Never expect help from anyone, especially in solo queue. Play your lane as though your jungler is afk, and theirs will camp 24/7.

https://s1.postimg.org/441o49ymn/asdfghh3.jpg

SnakDatSmilesBak1 votes

Then you're never going to apply any pressure and their jungler gets to run over your bot side as they don't even have to look at top. I know what you're getting at but obviously you can't play as if theirs is camping 24/7.

Eedat1 votes

Lol why do you need help against a ranged top? Looks like you were playing against a Teemo. Thats an extremely easy lane as Wukong.

Second, your builds are terrible for Wu. BT is trash on him. Get DD instead.

Radiant Wukong1 votes

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Lol why do you need help against a ranged top? Looks like you were playing against a Teemo. Thats an extremely easy lane as Wukong.

Second, your builds are terrible for Wu. BT is trash on him. Get DD instead. Those aren't my builds. Of the 2500+ matches I played with Kong in every elp except challenger+, you base your comment on my idgaf build lol

Eedat1 votes

Yeah I'm sure you've played Wuong in every ELO. That would explain why you got demolished by a Silver 1 Teemo when you hard counter him. Real convincing point you got there.

Radiant Wukong1 votes

I see you're one of those people who don't take that circumstances into consideration.

It's like saying Bucky Lasek isn't one of the greatest skateboarders of all time because he messes up sometimes.

Maybe your college professor with a master's degree is a stupid liar that should go back to elementary because there was typo in the e-mail sent to you.

Maybe Dale Earnhardt Jr. Is a trash NASCAR driver because he didn't get 1st place every time.

You see how ridiculous those sound? Take a little more time to reflect on your thoughts before commenting.

Radiant Wukong1 votes

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Lol why do you need help against a ranged top? Looks like you were playing against a Teemo. Thats an extremely easy lane as Wukong.

Second, your builds are terrible for Wu. BT is trash on him. Get DD instead. Those aren't my builds. Of the 2500+ matches I played with Kong in every elp except challenger+, you base your comment on my idgaf build lol

Secondly, the jglr cried for a hard leash (no smite) so Teemo was level 3 before I hit level 2, shooting my turret. Zac having red buff would have been a guaranteed kill.

SnakDatSmilesBak1 votes

There are so many reasons a jungler might not gank you. Play jungle a little bit and you will understand.

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