Dear creator of Zoe, CT.

Succubús GF·Jul 15, 2018·9 votes·2,826 views

What the fuck possessed you to create a champion as toxic as that one. Oh right, same reason yasuo has so many gimmicks.Because people don't tell you no and you don't know what you are dying asides from "UWU FLASHY PLAY$$$$$$$$$$"

Like i could forgive literally anything else you could ever do, ever, if you didn't create that fucking ABOMINATION of a champion. She will never be balanced because you can not balance one shots from the fog of war from ONE - TWO abilities. Like i know syndras miss everything hit r shit is a meme but syndras in the fucking gutter meanwhile someone can do what she does, better, and more spammably.

14 Comments

Crimson ZeppelinJul 15, 20186 votes

I like how you post every 3 days how you hate Zoe, and get into a toxic ragefit when you get explained why is she the only strong mage in the meta. Meh, but you main leblanc and katarina which is like on the same level of bs so who knows.

Succubús GFJul 15, 20187 votes

Zoe has been meta... since release. But ok go off

Ok sure but whyJul 15, 20185 votes

I mean, Yasuo and Zoe are kinda polar opposites on the cancer spectrum. Yasuo has a bunch of gimmicks that he needs to utilize fully for him to be any good, which is why he either goes 10/0 or 0/10. Zoe only has one cancer nuke, and any mindless baboon could pull it off at least seven times per game.

but yeah fuck zoe tho

Arcane Blue BoiJul 15, 20181 votes

i never understood how can yasuos feed so much. When im done with everyone's bullshit and i pick yasuo i am never able to do that terrible, and i am by no means a good yasuo (welp i guess im better than the people on my team in ranked that use him)

Ok sure but whyJul 15, 20181 votes

I literally had one on my team that threw his windwall into an actual wall and accomplishing nothing with it. Rip my 19 LP.

minus 25kJul 15, 20185 votes

zoe misses every skill shot but can still auto you to death [slayer-jinx-catface] cc her when she jumps at you? nope, she just portal back to fog of war [slayer-jinx-wink]

NetorareJul 15, 20182 votes

Zoe and Thresh are the only good champs designed by him... At least you can easily dodge zoe's skill shots unlike Yasuo R thats almost global for some reason and let's ignore his Windwall because it's hitbox is total bs. There's a zoe in the enemy team, someone stays near a wall and then he wonders why he dies... You can counter zoe with every mage since they are equal unlike assassins.

Arcane Blue BoiJul 15, 20181 votes

zoe can still win you the trade in lane by only using empowered auto+ W thingies + more autos

TEA Nietzsche Jul 15, 20182 votes

What the fuck possessed

"UWU FLASHY PLAY$$$$$$$$$$"

fucking ABOMINATION of a champion

Ah, a constructive thread on the boards that is totally inciting a meaningful discussion and not at all a whiny circlejerk. Good job OP!

Wacky9Jul 15, 20181 votes

Respectfully I disagree. Yasuo has a bunch of crap in his kit that no one else has. It makes him annoying, but it also requires practice and skill to play. His passive is pretty unique, his Q is unique, his W is literally the only ability of its kind, his E isn't that new but it does have some interesting features and his ult has a unique cast structure and effect. Yasuo is BS because good assassin players can't really move their skills straight over to Yasuo without some practice because of the overloaded but difficult kit he has.

Zoe has maybe 2 unique abilities. Her passive is a ripoff of lich bane. Her Q is a basic aoe skillshot that you can re-direct. Her W is unique. Her E is another aoe skillshot. Her R is a teleport that only lasts a few seconds. Most mage mains can pick up Zoe and get a pretty fast grasp on the champion to devastate the enemy. Her kit has many combos and few hard counters. Zoe is BS because she deals ridiculous damage from a distance like an artillery mage except with high mobility. If Vel' Koz had Zoe's ult he would dominate midlane, except instead of a QWE combo, Zoe needs a EQ combo to nuke someone.

TheCodeisCupCakeJul 15, 20181 votes

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Respectfully I disagree. Yasuo has a bunch of crap in his kit that no one else has. It makes him annoying, but it also requires practice and skill to play. His passive is pretty unique, his Q is unique, his W is literally the only ability of its kind, his E isn't that new but it does have some interesting features and his ult has a unique cast structure and effect. Yasuo is BS because good assassin players can't really move their skills straight over to Yasuo without some practice because of the overloaded but difficult kit he has.

Zoe has maybe 2 unique abilities. Her passive is a ripoff of lich bane. Her Q is a basic aoe skillshot that you can re-direct. Her W is unique. Her E is another aoe skillshot. Her R is a teleport that only lasts a few seconds. Most mage mains can pick up Zoe and get a pretty fast grasp on the champion to devastate the enemy. Her kit has many combos and few hard counters. Zoe is BS because she deals ridiculous damage from a distance like an artillery mage except with high mobility. If Vel' Koz had Zoe's ult he would dominate midlane, except instead of a QWE combo, Zoe needs a EQ combo to nuke someone.

No no, Yasuo USED to need skill to play, but theres so much damage in the game now you just AA even if you miss everything and get a kill anyway.