For thanksgiving I'd like to give thanks for the following:
Thank you for only nerfing 4 bruiser items in the pre-season. I'm sure you thought of nerfing Warmogs even harder, of increasing the price of hexdrinker even more, and reducing the sustain of BV/SV even harder but you didn't. You didn't even nerf Omen this time, and for that I am thankful.
Thank you for not giving Sion 3 health per minion so he could top lane. If you did that I might be happy and that's not very Catholic.
Thank you for at least thinking of buffing Jax on the PBE. Even though the nerfs won't even come close to making him competitive again since he's as squishy as Zed/Fizz without the whole being able to 1shot people nor go invulnerable but at least he's on your mind.
Thank you for not nerfing bruisers in the second pre-season patch. It seems your rage has subsided for now merely on nerfing their items.
Thank you for only powercreeping damage by 8% this season. I know you wanted more, I know the thought of people living longer than 3 auto attacks sends you in to a blind rage that makes you nerf Omen again, but I am thankful that the previously mentioned item nerfs have quelled your thirst for the blood of melee.