"Healthy, balanced gameplay"

Oneshot, or be oneshot -- ESPECIALLY if you're playing against an ADC (or really any AD champ); you don't kill them in the initial burst, they just sustain four times as hard as Vlad LITERALLY EVER DID (yet you nerfed him because of his sustain. Gee, wish you'd do the same to ADCs), and become unkillable gods as they repeatedly hit you for 600-1200 twice a second no matter how tanky you build.

But hey, that's fair, balanced, healthy gameplay.

Honestly, I don't know why fucking brats worship F2P.