Picking certain champions is like taking the stairs over the escalator next to it.

I'm not sure if I'm the only one who thinks this, but:

What goes through my mind whenever I take the stairs over the escalator:

" You see, taking the stairs isn't such a ba- oh my god, what have you done. Now everyone is going to think you're one of those silly sporty people that always take the stairs. Look at that person on the escalator, he's beating you. He's laughing at you. He knew taking the escalator was a better choice. ughhhhhhhh1h1h1h1h1h

What goes through my mind whenever I pick something that isn't God tier:

"You see, playing an underplayed champion, isn't so bad- oh my god, what have you done. You just gave up first blood. Now everyone is going to think you're a failing idiotic feeder. Look at that Zed Player, he's deleting you in 1 second flat. He's flashing mastery and spamming /l at you. He knew taking Zed was a better choice. !O! !PO UP! #UIU @OHNL@!J$OI@I@$JR

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