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Why Ban Yasuo & Uncensored Testicles

Radiant Wukong··21 votes·9,667 views

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1st things 1st I never play as Yasuo and I've never banned him.

I like him on my team because I'm a Wukong main and with my stealth (flash) ultimate on squishies followed by his ultimate, it instagibs their carries and enchanters.

I don't mind him being on the enemy team either because as a Wukong main, I teabag him. "Yeah, how do my testicles taste, noob!"

My 100% pick/ban is actually Veigar for a similar reason Yasuo is understandably 100% pick/ban for many other summoners.

Veigar - Event Horizon Yasuo - Wind Wall

Too much power in a single ability that has major influence throughout the entirety of the game and in all situations.

I hate Event Horizon because I play divers/vanguards/assassins.

People hate Wind Wall because they play marksmen/mages.

I'm indifferent to Yasuo because I'm not affected by his wind wall in the same way marksmen/mages could care less about Event Horizon.

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Sorin Alucard2 votes

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Z3Sleeper16 votes

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Logged in just to upvote. Funniest shit i have ever since 3 months

Terozu1 votes

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IcyPepper1 votes

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Sorin Alucard6 votes

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Stars Shaper6 votes

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The community has built such a bad rep around Yasuo that he will always be top banned even if Riot reworks him into the most healthy and abalnced champion that was ever released. Yasuo isn't allowed to be good and any1 failing/being good at Yasuo is a noob, that's what the community thinks and will never change its attitude towards.

As a mage player myself I don't ban Yasuo because I know how to play around him and because I know what his skill do, ppl just refuse to learn or to accept being outplayed.

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TheSingularity2 votes

If he becomes the most balanced and healthy champ then we will stop banning unless strategically necessary.

What will happen is we will replace him with the next best thing. Eg atm replacements could be irelia, kai sa, graves, zoe, xin, jax, darius (a champ who's ban rate would soar in low elo with a ban slot free).

In ur second paragraph. U missed another option. I know how to deal with yasuo and who to pick to do so. I simply cbf. Too much effort, too annoying, would rather vs anyone else

Naymliss4 votes

Yeah, I know what his skills do to the point that I know I can get into lane without being chunked out. I used to play yasuo(dark times), and even got mastery 7 on him, so it's not that I don't understand how he works, its that I DO. I understand things like never using my cc ability in lane, because yasuo looks for that to windwall then kill you, but that knowledge doesn't make him any more fun to play against.

He just has too strong of an early game for what he is. He should be toned down early (pre 2-3 items) and balanced around mid/late.

TheCodeisCupCake1 votes

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Yeah, I know what his skills do to the point that I know I can get into lane without being chunked out. I used to play yasuo(dark times), and even got mastery 7 on him, so it's not that I don't understand how he works, its that I DO. I understand things like never using my cc ability in lane, because yasuo looks for that to windwall then kill you, but that knowledge doesn't make him any more fun to play against.

He just has too strong of an early game for what he is. He should be toned down early (pre 2-3 items) and balanced around mid/late.

Pre 2-3 items? Isn't that when he is weakest. Don't fight him level 1-3 and you win. If your ranged, you will have a hard time, it is intentional that he counters you, get it through your head. If you do want to win fight him, do it at lvl 5-6, most mages have amazingly strong lvl 6 ultimates. If your a bruiser like Darius or Irelia, fight him past lvl 3. If your Darius or Kled (Or similar bruisers) you should win from level 1.

TheCodeisCupCake2 votes

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The community has built such a bad rep around Yasuo that he will always be top banned even if Riot reworks him into the most healthy and abalnced champion that was ever released. Yasuo isn't allowed to be good and any1 failing/being good at Yasuo is a noob, that's what the community thinks and will never change its attitude towards.

As a mage player myself I don't ban Yasuo because I know how to play around him and because I know what his skill do, ppl just refuse to learn or to accept being outplayed.

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I kind of agree. Go to any popular game, there is ALWAYS one hated character or feature. There HAS TO BE. People always need something to hate, wether in real life or in games. Yasuo just happens to be that character/thing that this game has chosen to hate, right before he was released it was Teemo. This is honestly just natural.

Ahem*

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Nikki Andersen2 votes

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Z3Sleeper2 votes

This is 100% gonna be torn down by a mod but holy hell what a quality testicular post. I'm dying lmfao.

Radiant Wukong1 votes

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Troll for Trump1 votes

People also hate yas's double crit, dash spamming, and minion stealing. Not just wind wall.

DragonShea1 votes

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IcyPepper1 votes

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Noor Sakata1 votes

As a mages main I hate both lol , that's why Veiger E can be stronger , Yasuo W is annoying , yes , but also Veiger E can zone you so hard , especially if you are an immobile mage , and Veiger E has the power of making the carries useless too , for example when divers go dive to enemies's backline , but Veiger E won't let your team follow up Well anyway both are strong abilities for zoning

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