Rito Please...

I have been playing Rengar avidly for several years now. The assassin update has gone live on the PBE, and even though Riot states that when they release huge updates like this, they like to bring in experienced players on those specific champions or archetypes of champions that are being updated. Besides playing mainly Rengar since season 4, and playing him still quite a bit in season 3, I still find myself without a PBE account.

What do I need to do to get into the PBE? Obviously its not just "being super experienced on a champion getting updates or changes currently in the PBE". Can anyone point me in the direction of who I need to pay/ provide sexual favors to in order to get into the PBE for this cycle of testing??? -Ohana