I've been from S4 to S2 ten times this year.
Literally, there's something messed up with Riot's matchmaking at this point. Every time I get to S2, the magic Shitter Fairy comes into my room at night and takes the LP right under my pillow, leaving me with nothing but sheer rage at the teammates it gave me. And every time I fall to S4, the MMR gods show mercy upon my soul and bless me with people that can actually put their pants on all by themselves! The cycle won't stop.
Riot has this dumb algorithm to ensure that "both teams have a 50% chance at winning," and it's just so, so... wrong. If you're a good player, Riot is gonna put a bunch of bad players on your team and good players on theirs to "even it out." So they're gonna make you lose, game, after game, after game. And once you start losing enough games, you'll be considered the "bad player" by their discretion. So then they'll start pairing you up with actual human beings again, which'll make you win, game, after game, after game.
Damnit, man. I was ALMOST at S1 this time, and then BOOM!!!!!! From a "first-time Evelynn," to all the trolling Pyke junglers that have no idea how to play, to my afk "tank" supports that literally sit behind me and force me to take harass in a 1v2. I get to S3 0LP, and I tell myself, "Okay, I'm just gonna play it extra safe with Janna. I can at least keep my ADC alive."
An ally has been slain.
An ally has been slain.
#AN ALLY HAS BEEN SLAIN.
FUCKING DARIUS.
I wanna escape this dumb, shit elo, but holy fucking shit. I'm just not allowed to.