WAHHHHH MID MAGES TOO STRONG BRUISERS CANT MATCH WAVECLAER
First off, when did mid mages have anything to do with top lane?
WAHHH WE NEED BRUISER KEYSTONE
Because leaving 20% of the roaster useless is unacceptable.
Also, the keystone sucks and the only viable user it Yasuo. Irelia exists, but she's viable because she's broken and not her ability to use Conqueror.
WAHHH BRUISERS HAVE NO ITEMS
Bruisers have the least items and they keep getting stolen.
Screams bitchs and cry screams bitchs and crys about going for ranged top laner jayce. Jayce pokes him and harasses him heavily first 5 levels.
but if Riot is "hashinshin's bitch" then where are my Jayce nerfs? Gnar nerfs? Kennen nerfs? Vlad nerfs? Grasp nerfs?
WAHHH BRUISERS NEED TO BE UNKILLABLE GODS , DO INSANE DMG, AND STILL BE THE LOWEST SKILL REQ CLASS IN THE GAME
Except bruisers are probably the most killable class. They have no escapes and they have to be in melee range. They aren't tanky as tanks by a long shot.
Lowest skill class is tanks. Literally, walk up to people and press abilities. No dodging skill required. Outscales bruisers naturally and also are stronger in lane.
In conclusion, they aren't doing what Hashinshin says. If anything, you've given evidence that says Hashinshin is correct.