You wanna talk balance?
Then actually fucking balance the game.

These champs are all in need of nerfs or reworks. They either go against literally everything you preach about, or were massively overbuffed and then ignored. They're "anti-fun" which you like to throw around, they have no significant counterplay, and a lot of them are statchecks (which you also say you hate).
You wanna talk balance? Then actually balance the game. If you can't nerf the champs to make them fair, then gut them until you rework them.
Though we all know you don't give a fuck about balance, since balance is stagnant and not lucrative. You've even admitted on several occasions you keep certain champs broken because they make money, or you balance around the spotlight, and so on. So I don't know why anyone even bothers talking about balance.
, is one of those at the top (FU riot).