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A message to junglers from top laners

Trash MammaI·Jul 4, 2019·4 votes·1,183 views

Have. A. Presence.

If the enemy jungler is sitting top lane forcing us to play under tower and miss CS. Do not farm your jungle. Get dragon, counter jungle, pressure bot lane or do the thing none of you seem to ever do. COME TOP.

Do NOT flame your top laner for having to sit under tower and end up 2-3 levels behind because the enemy jungler is literally FORCING them to do so if you refuse to do anything about it. In this Meta YOU decide who wins the lane. Skill means nothing, smart gameplay means nothing. YOU are what carries our lane.

This damage meta isn't leaving anytime soon thanks to Riot so a lead in top lane means unless you help us reset the level/gold advantage there's nothing we can do and we will be dove constantly with no hope of surviving.

When we don't group up after our towers gone it's not because we're trolling. It's because we're 2-3 levels under and 2-3 items under and are trying to farm back into the game because you were busy jerkin off.

14 Comments

The thigh guyJul 4, 20197 votes

Top laners will ALWAYS bitch.

I’ve seen 8 posts in the past week saying “Oh why does my jungler never gank?” :c

And 13 saying “Enemy jungler always camps meeeeee” :c

How in the actual fuck are jungler ganking too much and not enough simultaneously?.

Trash MammaIJul 4, 20194 votes

[{quoted}](name=The thigh guy,realm=NA,application-id=3ErqAdtq,discussion-id=EBs8Ekrh,comment-id=0000,timestamp=2019-07-04T19:28:57.248+0000)

Top laners will ALWAYS bitch.

I’ve seen 8 posts in the past week saying “Oh why does my jungler never gank?” :c

And 13 saying “Enemy jungler always camps meeeeee” :c

How in the actual fuck are jungler ganking too much and not enough simultaneously?.

Because it's a coin flip. One jungler is gonna gank top lane the other won't. Whoever gets a gank off successfully first will continue to gank. While the other avoids it because they think it's a "lost cause"

The thigh guyJul 4, 20191 votes

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Because it's a coin flip. One jungler is gonna gank top lane the other won't. Whoever gets a gank off successfully first will continue to gank. While the other avoids it because they think it's a "lost cause"

So pick champions with good gank assist.

If you pick fiora and go 0/2 I’m not going near your ass.

Soul DealerJul 4, 20191 votes

[{quoted}](name=The thigh guy,realm=NA,application-id=3ErqAdtq,discussion-id=EBs8Ekrh,comment-id=0000,timestamp=2019-07-04T19:28:57.248+0000)

Top laners will ALWAYS bitch.

I’ve seen 8 posts in the past week saying “Oh why does my jungler never gank?” :c

And 13 saying “Enemy jungler always camps meeeeee” :c

How in the actual fuck are jungler ganking too much and not enough simultaneously?.

Mate before you start complaining that too laners bitch to much go play the role. Go play top lane in ranked for 2 weeks and then come back and tell us we bitch to much. If you don’t play top lane then your opinion is not valid at all.

The thigh guyJul 4, 20191 votes

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Mate before you start complaining that too laners bitch to much go play the role. Go play top lane in ranked for 2 weeks and then come back and tell us we bitch to much. If you don’t play top lane then your opinion is not valid at all.

I have. It’s not bad at all. Significantly better than adc actually.

Soul DealerJul 4, 20191 votes

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I have. It’s not bad at all. Significantly better than adc actually.

That proves you haven’t. Adc is a way better role to play then top lane. Almost every adc is viable and I never go into a matchup thinking “I can’t do anything this game”. Top is the worst role in the game by far.

The thigh guyJul 4, 20191 votes

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That proves you haven’t. Adc is a way better role to play then top lane. Almost every adc is viable and I never go into a matchup thinking “I can’t do anything this game”. Top is the worst role in the game by far.

Is this a meme? For the past 5 years Adc has been boiled down to, you pick one of riots approved 3 champions of the month, or you lose by default.

Luther King Jr VJul 4, 20191 votes

enemy jungler vs ally jungler genius :)

The thigh guyJul 4, 20191 votes

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enemy jungler vs ally jungler genius :)

In which case. It’s just crying for the sake of crying.

Luther King Jr VJul 4, 20191 votes

wut? u have real issues with top lane :) play it a bit and i am sure u'll be the headpage of the crying

The thigh guyJul 4, 20191 votes

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wut? u have real issues with top lane :) play it a bit and i am sure i'll be the headpage of the crying

I mean. It’s the strongest role in the game by large margins and still bitches about anything and everything under the sun.

Luther King Jr VJul 4, 20191 votes

it's not the strongest wth :) maybe it feels the strongest to u because it's full of solo players who actually can play the game?

The thigh guyJul 4, 20191 votes

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it's not th strongest wth :) maybe it feels the strongest to u because it's full of solo players who actually can play the game?

No. It is the strongest.

preternaturalJul 4, 20191 votes

seriously though if the enemy jungler is in my lane (top lane) for 4 minutes and he's just afk pushing in waves to take my turret with his premade top laner, just do the fucking dragon. why do i say do the dragon specifically? because it's always up when this happens. or shit go force a flash out of bottom or mid lane, you can do these things, no one has to die, no one has to be insec, no one has to be dandy prime, or fuckin peanut, just play the damn game like you're actually in the game and have eyes on the map and are making meaningful decisions. or else fuck it i'll just splitpush for the game after such incompetence has been demonstrated to me. yolo. you don't have to be a jungle main to solo drake past lvl 6 you know, any autofill can do this, i'm not even asking for a gank/countergank or nothing selfish like that, just do something that is available on the other side of the map. oh you want to take bot side red buff? sure, i hope the other 3 minutes are filled with doing the dragon that is right next door to the red buff cause if not, and the enemy jungler goes and gets that drake after sitting top for 4 minutes, i'ma let you know about it because you had all the time to do it, the positioning, i informed you it was available, had knowledge of where the enemy jungler was. this is an inexcusable gaff in a ranked environment tbqh

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