"It's your fault you're in silver"
Because, you know, I made the jungler feed the Akali and Fiora, I made the Irelia feed the Fiora even more. I made my mid laner pick Ez and do absolutely nothing to stop Akali from balancing all over the game. I made the enemy team pick a fucking broken comp. I made Rito ignore any kind of balance in favor of money. I did all that. Yep.
Meanwhile, I'm 3/0/1 bot lane, doing fine, outfarming everyone, and the game is just out of control. But, you know, it's my fault I lose.
Now, why am I matched with people who literally cannot play the game to save their lives? Hm.