Champions.

Now, normally I'd ask for champions I would have fun playing, and I'd give a list of things I enjoy, but honestly, who am I kidding? In reality, fun champs don't win in League; the only way to be competitive is to play the braindead, boring as hell champs that do nothing but click on people and spam AA at them until they die. Skillshots, fun/complex mechanics, kits that involve more than clicking on someone repeatedly until they die... these are all fun, sure, but cripple your effectiveness -- and Riot seems to think we need to buff the easiest class in the game, 'cause killing people in ~.5-1.5s with zero effort apparently isn't good enough.

So, anyway, what are the most broken, braindead easy champs that I can buy and win matches with zero effort? (First game LB, for example, I went 19/0. Had no clue what I was doing or what to build, but I still won. That's balance though!)