Would just like to say something to the smurfs out there

SwiftKitten88··2 votes·702 views

if your high level smurf and your playing with a smurf to fight lower elos.

DON'T FREAKING COMPLAIN HOW YOUR TEAMMATES ARE AS BAD AS THE OTHER TEAM!!!!

that's KINDA the point... if you are a master player with a silver smurf account.. yeah you're going to get silver opponents...

but you're also going to get silver TEAMMATES. So if you have a problem with that, DON'T FREAKING SMURF.

Go play on your MAIN if you want teammates as good as you are.

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Delphinium2 votes

Most high elo smurfs won't complain because if they lost they can only blame themself for can't carry in low elo games. I never complain ether ._.

Genuwhine361 votes

I dont think people complain about that its more of kids dont even try. example my last game only 2 of us played champs we know how to play and guess what the 3 players fed. Its annoying to anyone to waste time esp while someone is trying their best while someone else/up to 4 players just jerk off and dont care when they are the game mode saying they care. Reasons someone like dardoch got mad and raged. Hell I would too.

SwiftKitten881 votes

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I dont think people complain about that its more of kids dont even try. example my last game only 2 of us played champs we know how to play and guess what the 3 players fed. Its annoying to anyone to waste time esp while someone is trying their best while someone else/up to 4 players just jerk off and dont care when they are the game mode saying they care. Reasons someone like dardoch got mad and raged. Hell I would too.

yeah but that problem affects everyone and really has nothing to do with smurfs...

Genuwhine361 votes

Oh but it does. Most of the times if a smurf is raging its because its a clearly easy game yet the team is making it hard on purpose. Very rarely are actual smurfs that arent just 1-2 tiers higher (those players are the ragers but they arent smurfs they are just on alt id's) raging at someone being "bad" unless they are basically boosted in that case its w/e

Im The Jayce God1 votes

I had a smurf Sivir last game who was in Diamond 1 trying to boost his support, and im only in gold. The game was 48 minutes long, the Sivir had 485 CS, and went 31/10/16... We still lost tho xD

I went 12/12/10 with only 272 cs.

ApexInTheCircle1 votes

My biggest issues with smurfs is not with them bulldozing games, it's with their piss poor attitudes towards other people.

Honestly, I wish to god that Riot could just Tack on punishment onto their mains for negative actions they make on their smurfs.

CaptnJakSparrow1 votes

98% of us D+ ones really dgaf until the team goes absolutely full retard/spams FF/complains about everything/intentionally tries to lose while expecting people to carry them.

Trust me. We actually don't really enjoy having to climb all the way from silver back up the mmr ladder. It's tedious, repetitive, annoying, but it's pre' much the only way we can get accounts up to our mmr level. It's also the only way we can actually practice new champions without tanking our main accounts into absolute dog shit. It's how those people get perma stuck because they hit a new mmr range, their champs get banned out/nerfed/etc etc. Then the player that got there playing . . . idfk Azir Ekko Ahri You know, some shit like that. They all got nerfed. So, what does he do?

Zed I'm a Zed main now boiz! And instead of creating a smurf account to gradually get better and climb with, he goes on a 40 game loss streak and becomes the amazing gate keeper of that mmr.

I know a lot of people will go, "But normals!" Normals don't teach you shit tbh. It's very rare I ever not go some shit like 24/5/18 in a normal game as champions I try to improve on. And the other games I go 0/6/1 because my team is a bunch of level 25 players and the enemy team is nothing but master/challenger players that just fucking roll over all of my laners + jungler and end the game in 15 minutes and there's literally nothing I can do as ADC. Neither one of those types of games help me. At all.

Then you factor in additionally people in very very very very like challenger don't like constantly getting banned out of their champs/stream sniped. So they constantly make new accounts to try and avoid that. Let's not forget queue times are sometimes 45 minutes to an hour +, and some people give up and start blatantly trolling. Two to three dodges later, you could be sitting there for 5 fucking hours on your main just to play 1 single game. So what do you to change that? Play on another account. Only way you can get an account up there? Starting at silver 3 and playing 250+ games to get there and go through all the tilting raging intentionally losing crybabies all the way up there.

It's actually pre' fucking annoying tbh. Trust me, the majority of us don't actually like the whole process. I'm usually out of silver within the first 20-30 games, and out of gold in 40 games. Give or take my mood. But those 90-100 games are down right annoying, and often times I don't even want my team to win because they 80% of the time don't even deserve it with their attitude/play style. It takes a diamond smurf to win you a game you should have won 30 minutes ago if you had half a brain cell? And you're going to bitch, and also shit talk the enemy team? lol kk dude.

I'd tl;dr this. But frankly there's no point to. But if you want to know why the very high elo is smurfing, this is why. ((I'm not talking about the gold 5 smurfs smurfing in low silver that are actually not really any better than the standard s3 player.)) I'm talking about people in the upper mmr.

Helium Sphere1 votes

I grinned the whole time reading your post. You deserve it.

CaptnJakSparrow1 votes

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I grinned the whole time reading your post. You deserve it.

I mean, if you mean I deserve to shit on a bunch of new players that have no idea what they're doing for a week to get an account up to my mmr. Sure.

I know it's pre' funny that you gameplay with noob lords like to hide behind lowbie accounts though XD.

[slayer-pantheon-thumbs]

Helium Sphere1 votes

I grinned for my reasons. Wether I meant it offensive to you or not that's for you to decide. Decide it's never worth your time however you percieve it.

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