Who in the fuck beats bullshit Wukong.

Niyumi·Jan 25, 2017·5 votes·1,474 views

Not one champ I've played into him has worked, and I've never won lane against a competent Wukong. Even if I play Teemo and avoid ALL OF HIS FUCKING DAMAGE WITH MY Q AND MAKE HIM JUMP ON MY MUSHROOM, I still lose.

So who in the fuck can even fight a champion with passive tank stats, invisibility, armor shred, AS steroids, targeted nuke dashes, targeted nuke AA resets, and an ult that does 1000+ damage for standing on you?

You can't play someone ranged, 'cause he just jumps on you and stealths away until you die. You can't play someone melee, 'cause he shreds your armor and out trades you. You can't play a tank since he is also a tank and he does half your health at a time. You can't play a mage top since he just one shots you. I just don't see what weakness he has or how you can even hope to fight him.

10 Comments

EedatJan 26, 20172 votes

Why on Earth would you pick Teemo into Wu? Wu conters Teemo, not the other way around

Jayce Darius Maokai Poppy Malphite Riven Pantheon

All shit on Wu.

SinsertaJan 25, 20171 votes

Mordekaiser Riven Maokai Irelia Fiora

Bronze BonanzaJan 25, 20171 votes

Renekton Chogath also work

MLDzXnRRRJan 25, 20171 votes

Wu has nice burst, but his dmg and tankiness in extended fights is lower than most other toplaners. He autoloses lane vs manaless champions, because he goes oom.

FioraWillCarryJan 25, 20171 votes

Kayle Never lost to a Wukong.

EedatJan 26, 20171 votes

Kayle is easy as hell to beat

FioraWillCarryJan 26, 20171 votes

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Kayle is easy as hell to beat

If you're a thirsty player that likes to all in every chance you get. Early game Kayle is about patience, not brute force. She outscales Wukong by mid game.

And A Real HieroJan 25, 20171 votes

I once activated Garen E into Wu R, and I just became a helicopter. Some kind of bug where I flew off into the heavens, it was amazing. Spin to win.

Super Mario 243Jun 20, 20171 votes

wukong is sorta annoying but usually not as hard as what many are saying. Don't pick Teemo against him. Once he hits 6 you are getting 100-0'd faster than a fed annie landing her combo on you. Darius is quite strong against MonkeyKing but he gets banned waaaaay too much (at least in my games) Darius is always annoying to face. Garen is strong against , the only downside is you need to watch for ganks. Poppy could stop his dash which is very useful, and can get quite durable meaning you won't be bursted into smithereens even if you got caught unawares. Riven is a strong matchup for MonkeyKing and you often end up winning, but it relies heavily on skill, and you could get rekt quite often if you just started playing riven. Renekton is very good against especially when he hits 6. The only time I've seen a beat a is when they overextend during early game. sometimes, you could counter him with even matchups too, just know when he uses his clone so you don't end up wasting all your abilities on a fake.