This may be the last year I play League of Legends

Dominick Destine··7 votes·1,248 views

It has become so common, so regular to have teammates that are putrid scoriae... just true human garbage, that the game is becoming unplayable.

In the past, I could carry matches again and again to reach Diamond, this time I am buried by anchor teammates.

How the fuck am I supposed to carry putrid scoriae like these "teammates"?

http://imgur.com/5Di7CGj

http://imgur.com/0xFb7m9

33 Comments

PermabannedGaren5 votes

K

GULAG 4 U3 votes

Would probably be a good thing, lol.

TyrekGoldenspear3 votes

Don't mind me. I'm only replying to bookmark this thread so I can see the... Varied responses to your title.

Dominick Destine1 votes

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Don't mind me. I'm only replying to bookmark this thread so I can see the... Varied responses to your title.

I'm sure many will jump with joy after seeing my defeat, but my point remains.

It is impossible to carry putrid scoriae like my teammates. No matter how well I play, I cannot carry anchors/human garbage.

oSEXYPLATYPUSo3 votes

just curious you dont give any credit to your enemy and their play you just say your team is filled with human garbage

Dominick Destine2 votes

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just curious you dont give any credit to your enemy and their play you just say your team is filled with human garbage

My teammates were human garbage, yes.

I could not carry them, regardless of how well I played, they were just trash.

oSEXYPLATYPUSo1 votes

well looks like some credit should be given to enemy... maybe sometimes people just play better and are better but its ok keep being negative and be on tilt see how that works for you

TyrekGoldenspear1 votes

I'm mostly curious to see Ariel's response, if any.

He will likely just ignore this thread.

Dominick Destine1 votes

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I'm mostly curious to see Ariel's response, if any.

He will just be amused and tell me to play unranked with him instead of playing ranked.

He will also attest that I am a very good player and I would need to have utter shit teammates to lose in this manner. That last bit will only occur if he is pressed to say it. By the way; Ariel does not like you. He does not actively dislike you, but he finds you weird. I find you amusing.

Ralanr1 votes

You've got this down to a science.

Dominick Destine1 votes

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You've got this down to a science.

Probably because I am extremely attracted to the person I was talking about.

If he was a female, or if I was a female, or fuck it, if we were both female, I would strongly pursue some type of relationship with this person and fall hard. However, we are both males and that's the one combination I cannot personally abide by, nevertheless, I find intelligence extremely attractive and this person is very intelligent.

TyrekGoldenspear1 votes

Never once did I say I liked him either.

I only like his posts, and even then only two kinds of posts from him.

Patch translations and posts that roast you.

And he's apparantly all out of patch translations.

Dominick Destine1 votes

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Patch translations and posts that roast you.

He only does it out of desperation to try and get me to play with him.

dunder kill3 votes

How do you fuck up playing Poppy? Legit a braindead 0 skillcap tank lol

k wìx2 votes

**I believe that the system is putting players together who have a larger skill gap than normal, thus leading to really bad matchups where one or two players are completely out of their league. **

I believe this because as a high gold / low platinum player, I go from seeing Silvers to Diamonds regularly (feels like every other game!) - This has never happened in previous seasons, you can just feel how different the matching is lately.

As to why? Perhaps testing? perhaps a side effect of the new queue modes? I have no idea. I very much dislike it because my games are now almost always blowouts - whoever has a the better skilled players wins in a landslide without much room for error - these games are boring, I like being challenged. And if I am on the losing side, it's even less fun, because after your silver teammate feeds the diamond 8 times, you know the game is over.

EDIT I also think this is a viable strategy to combat boosting. Maybe rito is testing something out. Definitely feels different, though.

Dynikus1 votes

I'm confused, your teammates didn't play anywhere near as bad as most of the enemy's. it was basically just ezreal and fiora 2v8 Also I'm not sure you know what scoria is.

Dominick Destine1 votes

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I'm confused, your teammates didn't play anywhere near as bad as most of the enemy's.

I kept the enemy team down, they didn't "play bad", I actively oppressed them, preventing them from getting farm as much as possible and striking terror in their hearts.

That's the Evelynn game.

Conversely, my teammates were just putrid scoriae that were practically rushing the enemy turrets like complete RTDS. To call them braindead would be to give them FAR too much credit, as it would assume they had originally had a brain which they never did.

Dynikus1 votes

Then your team didn't play poorly either, Ezreal and Fiora actively oppressed them, preventing them from getting farm as much as possible and striking terror in their hearts.

And again, I really don't think you have any idea what scoria is.

Dominick Destine1 votes

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Then your team didn't play poorly either

Actually they did, they were putrid scoriae.

You see the difference was; The way to win was for my team to NOT feed. The way for the enemy team to win was for my teammates to be garbage. All my teammates needed to do was not be garbage.

Or put in less aggressive words; Evelynn has the distinct advantage of being able to control space far better than any other character in the game, having even a slight lead makes her a terror to play against and actively oppresses the enemy. My teammates conversely were facing enemies they could see coming a kilometer away and had to CHOOSE to feed, they CHOSE to give free kills by virtue of not managing their distance from enemies that could potentially kill them (Aka my teammates were garbage intentional feeders). That is the difference.

It is not an exaggeration to say that bots would have been more useful than these braindead simpTRDs.

meowwow71 votes

wait 12/4/7 is considered carrying now these days?

BlackFlux1 votes

Not joining in...[slayer-pantheon-popcorn] Though it is rather annoying that,after reading what this post says you called your team trash,human scum,total slag(scoriae is plural for scoria,a slag generally from metals when molten) gave zero credit to the enemy for being good and only upvoted yourself [slayer-jinx-unamused] 'I'm sure many will jump with joy after seeing my defeat' Really? jump for joy? And with only 1 game to show? we really doing this? And your main point to defend your loss that YOU have shown is they were human garbage and cause of that you,and you alone couldn't carry? and with the scores you shown that point out mainly fiora and ezreal were doing good,champs that mainly use skillshot moves or moves that rely on placement,another reason to give the enemy credit. though I am sure you would come back with something like 'your not even in a rank how would you know' as after just 1 placement I have heard that about 12 times. my first EVER and ONLY placement. besides one where I was dragged in by a friend without telling me

LOSINGISMYPRIDE1 votes

Well i played league for 3 years and got my account suspended for a payback affair i then switched up to dota played 3000 hours of it and came to a conclusion that you're the only who need to change not others . Wht i mean by that is that your teammate wont change in a current game if you tell them to and they can be either bad or really bad at the game there will be no change but if you think about it you seem to be a caring person and you desire to change , improve and carry your team . This is why you should have your own rule and ignore them so its better for both side to think clearly and come to a conclusion because we cant actually win all games . [slayer-pantheon-thumbs]

Dominick Destine1 votes

I agree, you can't win all games and it must be understood that even the best player cannot do everything alone.

That being said, I am getting putrid scoriae teammates VERY regularly. It is weighing on me heavily.

LOSINGISMYPRIDE1 votes

Wht i would actually recommend is stopping playing when you lose instead of upping your salt and play another game for the rest of the night so you can clear your mind . I understand your feeling of digust but this will only affect you if you keep sticking on it . [zombie-brand-clap] .

Akali Prime1 votes

mkay bye

lilpokfluf1 votes

K, Just tilt your fedora and move on.People like you are what makes this community so disliked.

Dominick Destine1 votes

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K, Just tilt your fedora

Found the Tumblrina.

Shadòw1 votes

and we should care why?

Dominick Destine2 votes

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and we should care why?

Because you want me.

Or more to the point, there is something different, something wrong with the game this season.... but on top of that, I have a hate-following here on the boards. I have worked long and hard to achieve this, I am a medium sized fish in a small pond.

Shadòw3 votes

actually i couldn't care less if you play the game or don't.

Dominick Destine1 votes

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actually i couldn't care less

What you want personally is irrelevant.

My hate-following wants me.

Jinzo Torrance1 votes

So you are still not Diamond pride this season? C'mon man, it can't end like this... you can't stop being a member right now...

Dominick Destine2 votes

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So you are still not Diamond pride this season?

I'm working on it, it is very hard (that's what she said).

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