"FUCK, I'm stuck in the enemy jungle and they're coming for me" "Dude, kill yourself on a turret so they get no gold" "Good idea !!" (Ally has been executed) "Nice dude, it's great that you killed yourself" "I know right?" [bromance intensifies]
Don't forget in aram when you are sitting on a shit ton of gold
runs under turret
20 seconds later
it's not working..
Every time I ult my friend, but he doesn't quite die
"Go kill yourself, you'll be revived with 1.5k hp"
"Nice dude, it's great that you killed yourself." "I know right?" Never thought I'd hear those two sentences together.
Also:
Helping a friend learn strategies for new champions, like:
I can't count the times I've wanted to say "Kill yourself" to a teammate in ARAM but didn't do it in fear that someone on the team would misinterpret it.
I wonder if you would get punished for that if someone decided to report you for fun lmao
i had seem a fed karthus killing himself under tower and was able to get double kill with his passive.
Oooooooooooor
What about if you are singed? There are plenty of reason why a singed woudl walk either into turret or 5v1 fights
MF kill yourself
Ingame
Cus then you'll be Satan
You're 6/5/6
Jk
MF intentionally feeds the entire game then blames it on me, and everyone reports her for hacking and placing down traps with her ult
How about aram?
or when you are playing karthus
it's really funny how casually you are talking about suicide
lmao kys
Alright Dominick, I may not always agree with your posts, and I may not agree with the way you respond to people that disagree with you at all (Allthough I gotta say your posts that I do agree with make a lot of sense) But this was fucking hilarious and so god damn true!
clever +100
"It would be a shame if your turret killed me while you were under it..."
Where are you going?
I'm out of mana!
Dude just kill yourself. You'll get infinite mana and can spam the fuck out of them.
or when you're playing with the guy that got Dunko banned #FreeTheDunk
