"Riot is going to finally... Fixe the broken ranged poke!"
gives more AD in early game to ranged champions with masteries, and doesn't do jackshit for melees
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This world needs a hero from ranged poke...
It's time for us to give them one.
Behold, our champion!
Bored Sniffle
and laugh as they auto while blind
E>Q>E>W max R>E>Q>W
lv1 Raptors, quick to clear with his E and actually will take less damage
Go Raptors > Red (Smite for health) > Krugs (smite for stun bonus) > Scuttle > Show up in enemy jungle and either get a good fight against a lot of them, steal a camp, or just get info/ward -OR- head to the nearest sidelane for a lv3 gank (unless enemy mid is an easy af target to flash>Q>E and make them hate life as they die).
Then recall to get smite upgrade of choice; gromp > Blue hand off > full clear, show back up whatever lane you were in before, you probably blew their flash the first time and the follow up gank has higher success rate and will likely tilt them and get your lane snowballing. Proceed to let your ahead laner carry you the rest of them game :D