You know Spear of Shojin is for top laners when it requires no pressing of a button.

JohnnyNeverSins··2 votes·1,594 views

I get it Riot,top laners are braindead picks for people that do now have the brain power to play something other than braindead picks such as the "Trinity abusers" (look it up,every champions that builds Trinity is braindead as fuck with and overloaded kit that can assassinate just like a Rengar only without that bit skill that Rengar requires) and supports for "soft" men or e-girls like nami,sona,soraka,janna etc.

But please make it an active item for fuck sake,why other champions need to land their skill shots correctly and press an item or two on top of that in order to be "good" while top laners just need to empower their basic attacks by pressing W or E?

I get it,without braindead picks there wouldn't be a top lane because most of them would be playing the above mentioned supports or wouldn't play the game at all but for fuck sake,you literally do not have to risk anything at all in order to be efficient in a team fight.. Some skill expression would be good.

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LifeIsBasketball3 votes

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Colton1472 votes

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Marksman class

  1. Besides Lucian Jhin Corki Ezreal MissFortune They can litterally stand still and auto you to death with no counterplay. Thankfully riot trashed this low iq role.

Enchanter supports Litterally lowest skill role in the game.

Anivia Malzahar and a bunch of others take absolutely no skill nor ever did aswell. And for toplane most champions have EXTREMENLY clear counterplay above all beeing MELEE aka this translates to USELESS UNLESS OVERTUNED in league.
Crawl back in your hole and ask for people to pour cement in it.

Nami has a very high skill ceiling and is very mechanically intensive. Her Q and R are skill shots

FOR JUSTICE2 votes

Yorick not brainded

Fiora DEFEINITLY not brainded

Poppy nop

Kled he goes ham, the opposite of being braindead

LifeIsBasketball1 votes

All of the champs you mentioned are the ones who near the actual braindead status or as simple stat sticks choose wisely next time to prove a point. No as you can see i above i'm not defending the post.

Khristophoros1 votes

kled = mindless aggression

Rouxful2 votes

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kled = mindless aggression

Kled take skill to play around cooldowns and timing you skarl and knowing when to engage. Some people may play him as a go in and 50/50 youll make it out alive but most people who play Kled have brains

Ok sure but why2 votes

Yorick Press R, spam m7, laugh and walk away in the hopes you out-stat your opponent

Fiora Can't argue against this one

Poppy Her two highest levels of thought are "I HOPE AN ENEMY IS NEAR A WALL" and "I HOPE I DON'T ACCIDENTALLY ULT THE LOW-HEALTH TARGET TO SAFETY"

Kled Has a high skill cap, but he doesn't need a high skill cap to 1v1 people

Doge20201 votes

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Yorick Press R, spam m7, laugh and walk away in the hopes you out-stat your opponent

Fiora Can't argue against this one

Poppy Her two highest levels of thought are "I HOPE AN ENEMY IS NEAR A WALL" and "I HOPE I DON'T ACCIDENTALLY ULT THE LOW-HEALTH TARGET TO SAFETY"

Kled Has a high skill cap, but he doesn't need a high skill cap to 1v1 people

Poppy requires a bunch of positioning to be useful. You can flash to the side of an enemy to e them into a wall, you have to use w at the right time to stop people from dashing away, and for her ult you can use it to either deal more cc when they tower dive you or you can use it to knock away a key targe away from a team fight (the fed assassin or adc, which then turns the 5v5/4v5 into a 5v4/4v4).

If you miss your e stun, you effectively give the enemy a free chance to turn on you and kill you. If you miss time your w then the assassin has a chance to kill your adc or you just let a target dash away from what would be a free kill for you. And if you miss your ult then there is a very big chance that the enemy team will win the teamfight and the game.

Doge20201 votes

If you want to play something or play against something that is “skill expressive” then play one of said skill expressive champs top. Maybe play something like zed top or something like that.

I actually like having not a lot of item actives to think about. Usually I am so focused on my champ or the enemy champs that I forget to use an item active. And most of the time I play champs that have a bunch of low CD spells so I will usually be “button mashing”. But that is my opinion, everybody’s is different. But I do like having to not worry about when it is the correct time to use an item’s active, I can trust that the passive will activate and I can keep on focusing on the abilities.

Automated Riven1 votes

Rengar?? Skill expressive? Bitch please.

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