Less detailed guide on how to play with a split pusher

Rule 1) listen to the split pusher

Rule 2) don't randomly engage when I'm splitting in a side lane

Rule 3) don't stay around in range to be engaged on. It is possible to pressure but be out of engage range. If something pops off, please have a ward on stand-by as this is the most reliant way to have me teleport to the action. I cannot tell you how many times I've tried to teleport to a fight and nobody dropped a ward despite having them in their inventory.

Rule 4) communicate and trust. You may hate split pushers but it's what these champions do best because they suck in 5v5s. Letting me split rather than forcing me to group and go bronze ARAM in mid lane for 20 minutes waiting to see which team decides to send red rover on over isn't optimal either and let's face it, that's what you want. Yes I realize you've played with shitty split pushers - I'm not one of them. Most of us want to split push, pressure and flank and this all comes from split pushing. This is our best wind condition, please abide by it if you want to maximize our chances of winning.

Thank you, this concludes my list.