I'm literally done caring now

I spent so long trying to enjoy this game with teammates, but the teammates never allow that. After all the games I ended up yelling, "Stop feeding," in, and all the times I got punished instead of them, I'm just gonna fucking join them.

Why not ban my teammates' hovers in champ select, or steal someone's role/champ? I won't get in trouble for it. They certainly didn't. Why not lock in Ashe top against a riven and go 0/11/0? I won't get in trouble for it. They certainly didn't. Why not ping my teammates to go in, and then just stand still as they die in the 1v2's I baited them into? I won't get in trouble for it. Why not AFK farm top when my teammates are struggling to defend a tower without me? I won't get in trouble for it. Why not "gank" my botlane by pinging them to initiate and proceeding to stay in the river bush? I won't get in trouble for it.

I could even type, "I was just trying to help :(" in the chat! Even better, I can say, "Lol, you should mute that guy for being toxic! I know I did!" when your teammate complains!

Keep it up, and I might even get some teammates punished for toxicity!

They deserve it!

I might even do it on the PBE, where I'm currently Honour 5! Since they deserve to lose their PBE access all because I decided to ruin their game from the very start! Good thing I didn't swear, at least! That's all that matters!!!!!