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I give up.

Niyumi··1 votes·550 views

Obviously, the champions I enjoy just aren't fucking worth a damn, since I can't compete against braindead clickers. So, I've given up on having any semblance of fun in this game, and I'll just start playing champs that are so pathetically easy to play, yet absurdly strong, that it feels like I'm cheating. No more Lee Sin, no Gnar, no more Teemo, no more Bard, no more Kassadin, none of that. I'll just start playing Kat, LB, Pantheon, Trundle, Kha'zix, Rengar, ADCs and the like. Click people to death and win for no good reason -- but hey, I'll climb, right? Not supposed to have fun in ranked anyway.

Thanks for letting me see the error of my ways, Riot, playing a video game to try and have fun and all that. I can see now that the only way to compete is to play boring as hell champions and win without really feeling like I deserve to.

Any other boring, braindead champs that are basically guaranteed wins I should know about? I'll add them to my roster of winning without enjoyment.

3 Comments

Cruk4 votes

Your opinion of what champions are braindead is completely subjective to you. It's just an opinion.

Tormentula2 votes

If you think lb, kat, kha, ren, trundle, and pantheon are less brainless than gnar, kassadin, and teemo (unviable), then you're in for a surprise. Those champs require specific team comps the even be useful late game, and if they dont get fed they're not good mid game. Trundle, kha, and ren are probably the most comp fitting, but they're easily counterable. (literally, does anybody know what a pink ward is?)

Niyumi1 votes

Ah, but see, I've played all the champs. I can tell you for a fact that LB, Kat, Kha, Ren and Trundle (and many more) are fucking pathetic. My very first game with LB, I was 19/0. Every game I played with her after that, my KDA was still absurd. But, I didn't stick with her 'cause it just wasn't fun, and I felt like I was cheating.

Every champion in this game is brainless, sure, but some take that to a whole new level.

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