Lulu mains are as awful as Sona mains

doublelift fg·3/21/2017, 7:45:23 PM·14 votes·3,404 views

You can't make a single thread on Lulu without being downvoted into oblivion and lulu mains telling you that it's the meta LUL

YES this is a rant, because it's stupid how lulu mains are "oh what on earth happened to my main? i was fine like 2 months ago and now my main is broken? what happened?"

Stop acting like memory never existed

Here is a QUICK summary of what happened to Lulu

-now gives bonus attack speed, i repeat NOW GIVES BONUS ATTACK SPEED, if you know an other support that can give me free attack speed as an adc then you better tell me quickly. No? You can't think of a support giving me attack speed? what a coincidance now can you realise that lulu went from only giving movement speed to movement speed and attack speed? she literally gained a free utility in her kit

-bug fixe on Q, used to slow for 1 second, now slow for 2 SECONDS

-passive damage buff at lvl 1, woah i enjoy being bullied out of the lane by an utility teamfight support. Who i'm kidding, at least i can dodge her point and click nuke kappa

-mana cost reduction, woah it's even better if she doesn't end up oom

-movement speed buff, why not make her able to chase you with a slow and a damage steroid in lane? it's fine for sona and soraka to have 325 base ms, lulu? nop can't happen

"but those buffs were made over months!" what about Malzahar nerfs? Zyra nerfs? Karma nerfs?

"she is strong because of assassins" LOL sure kid she appears in every 2 games in lcs, while no assassins are picked her oppressive laning phase is fcking busted this is why she's picked there are a thousand of supports that can deal with assassins and you picked lulu in 30% of the games against them?

and until then i'm happy that people are banning her now, she's banned in 100% of my games and it feels great to not deal with lulu

accept that the game changes its op champs in every patches, now it's lulu turn to be op and needs to get balanced

23 Comments

Gelmous3/21/2017, 8:29:22 PM12 votes

not sure if you're new but nunu gives attack speed

Primaquarius3/21/2017, 7:56:17 PM11 votes

Sona main here, wondering why you aren't complaining about HER nerfs

Taliyah Rocks3/21/2017, 7:51:57 PM7 votes

What champions do you play out of curiosity?

dunder kill3/21/2017, 7:56:44 PM7 votes

Other supports that can give AS are Nunu (although to be fair he is a garbage can tier support) and anyone who can useitem 3504. Although Lulu herself can use it too so I guess that kinda cancels it out

I'm probably forgetting someone. Oh well

CannonLordFreed3/21/2017, 7:57:24 PM6 votes

item 3504 gives Attack speed. How many supports can heal? Bard Alistar Soraka Sona Taric. It's not just her.

Sadistic Veigar3/21/2017, 8:47:43 PM3 votes

Also, they're both female support waifu champions, so you can't really expect to talk about them in a negative way without being downvoted to the Earth's core lol

Anhartamin3/21/2017, 8:22:14 PM3 votes

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THE RlVER KlNG3/21/2017, 8:59:54 PM3 votes

It's called the sona syndrome, where mains bullshit about how their champion is meta through no fault of their own, is too well designed to be oppressive, and/or is only strong because they are a generalist (implying generalists aren't MASSIVE problems because of that)

Ahri Blitzcrank Ivern Janna Jhin Shaco Thresh Vi

ExcusemeFellows3/21/2017, 9:33:47 PM2 votes

At least the lulu mains aren't saying that she is fun to play as/against._ cough Jhin cough_

Athenes Lulu3/21/2017, 8:04:02 PM2 votes

Their playerbase is rather similar too...

They pretend to be "AP carries", have the most inflated egos, and treat their ADCs like trash. And then rub off their egos on how "hipster" they are.

Buffing Q was a mistake, and so is overbuffing the living shit out of Ardent Censer because it is "trash" and "no one builds it".

Sadistic Veigar3/21/2017, 8:19:35 PM2 votes

sona w/ 58% winrate

"it's just meta dw"