HateDaddys pro as heck guide to being really hard to kill.

HateDaddy··76 votes·3,444 views

I play meowkai, merphert (sry s2 syndrome, OMG merpherts orpen perk herm ner) n other shit

BASICALLY UR AN OG GANGSTA AND U REP UR SET BUT THESE GRUNT WORKERS TRY 2 DISRESPECT U SO U NEED TO ARMOR UP UR ENVOY SO YOU CAN POP A DRIVEBY AND EARN BACK YOUR SET AND RESPEK ON UR NAME

WHAT NOT TO BUILD: item 3075

DONT EVER BUILD THIS SHIT AS YR FIRST ITEM. SHITS GARBAGE UNLESS YOU STACK ARMOR AND YOU NEED TO PRIORITIZE HP AND ARMOR TOGETHER.

SHIT YOU SHOULD BE BUILDING:

A) DO THEY HIT ME WITH STICKS AND PHYSICAL SHIT?

IF SO, THIS SHIT IS BROKEN:

item 3068 item 3143 item 3742

DO THEY DO CRIP DAMAGE? IF SO, THIS ITEM REDUCES CRIP DAMAGE SO GET IT FIRST:

item 3143

IF NOT, DEPENDING ON WHAT HOOD YOU REP U MIGHT GET THIS SHOULDER PAD OR BLOODFIRE CAPE CUZ UR A BLOOD. BUT MOST IMPORTANTLY, UNDERSTAND UR NOT ALWAYS FORCED TO BUILD THESE 3 GANGSTER ASS ITEMS RIGHT AWAY. UNDERSTAND THE FLOW OF THE GAME AND IF UR DOING WELL, U MIGHT BE SAFE ENOUGH TO BUILD DAMAGE AND RUN THE ENTIRE BLOCK, OTHERWISE MAKE SURE U ARE BUILDING HEALTH BECAUSE AFTER ALL, ARMOR IS NICE BUT IF U AINT GOT NO HEALTH, U DONT LIVE LONG ENOUGH TO RUN YOUR BLOCK.

THIS SHIT IS BROKEN: item 3047

EVERYONE IS SCARED IF A NINJA GANGSTER AND IF U GET THESE, U GET IMMEDIATE RESPECT IN UR HOOD

SOMETIMES U MIGHT BE ABLE TO RUSH TO THE ICE CREAM TRUCK AND BUY THESE

item 3025 BLUE BRASS KNUCKLES item 3110 BLUEBERRY SLUSHY

REMEMBER U DONT ALWAYS GET THESE THO CUZ U MIGHT NEED HP MORE BUT SOME CHAMPIONS LIKE Nasus WANT THE CRIPDOWN REDUCTION. REMEMBER HP IS IMPORTANT BUT HP ISNT JUST SOMETHING THATS ALWAYS ON UR GREEN GANGSTER BAR, SOMETIMES ITS ON YOUR ABILITIES TO STICTH URSELF UP LIKE ANTON CHIGUR IN A FIGHT AND HEAL AS UR DOING IT.

NOW ONTO B)

IF THEY DO WIZARD DAMAGE CUZ THEY OGS, THEN BUILD item 3065 IF U GOOD AT STITCHING URSELF UP OTHERWISE CONSIDER BUILDING item 3102 BECAUSE THIS CHAIN AND CHARM IS OP AND GIVES U LOTS OF MALICE RESIST FROM THE WIZARD DAMAGE BUT MAKE SURE U BUY IT WHEN U GOT GOOD HEALTH. OTHERWISE U AINT GOT ENOUGH HEALTH

SOMETIMES U CAN ALSO BUILD SKULL STICK AKA item 3001 IF U KNOW A LIL WIZARD STUFF AND OTHER OPTIONS LIKE item 3512 item 3026 ARE OK FOR HYBRID SET DEFENSES BUT MAKE SURE U HAVE HP AGAIN CUZ ITS IMPORTANT, U USUALLY WANT AROUND 3600-4200 HP FULL BUILD AND AROUND 3K HP AROUND 24 MINUTES U FEEL ME? SO JUST WATCH UR BACK AND UNDERSTAND THIS IS UR SET

TO BREAK DOWN WHAT YOU SHOULD BE STRAPPED WITH, HERES WHAT U CAN LOOK LIKE

Heavy physical damage enemy team: item 3047 item 3068 item 3143 SHOULD BE YOUR CORE

Consider: item 3742 for a good mixture of hp armor

This opens up the possibility to build damage items or other armor items that give no hp but other benefits like frozen hearts CDR and AS Slow aura.

Mixed damage team:

again, item 3143 and item 3068 are likely your core armor items and if they have heavy crit, consider getting randuins first, especially if laning vs a crit champion or if the enemy crit champion is snowballing. Otherwise, try to go for sunfire first because bamis cinder gives you so much lane presence.

Typically you'll build item 3065 and/or item 3102

When to consider {{item:3065} or item 3102 : if you have innate healing, need more HP than MR or at least a decent mixture and if you really value 10% CDR. If you don't value 10% CDR that much, consider item 3102 especially if you're going to be getting HP from other items because the MR values it gives and it's build path are disgustingly good for mitigating magic damage.

If one MR item isn't enough then get both, but typically it will be unless they have sustained AP damage dealers like Ryze Cassiopeia Azir Vladimir etc. And honestly, item 3190 isn't bad as a second or even 3rd MR options even if an ally is getting it because the auras stack on the champions who hold the lockets:

What to build if the enemy is heavy AP:

item 3065 item 3102 item 3190 item 3111

Pick 3 of the 4 and build them. As a tank, I really don't consider item 3111 very often unless I plan on doing nothing but diving backlines because item 3047 are so damn good against ADCs.

You can consider magic damage oriented MR items like item 3001 and likely want to consider item 3060 if you have AP ratios (as a tank you generally do) because this is so good at fucking over AP heavy comps and their wave clear.

SO NOW U READ THIS SHIT N U A PRO TANKSTER

REP UR HOOD AND STAY BLESSED YALL IM OUT

48 Comments

TyrekGoldenspear34 votes

Instructions unclear. Built them all on Sona and got a pentakill.

Hello I am Bird1 votes

You fucked up man, you needed the hexakill x_x

IPromiseTomorrow13 votes

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DIRU11 votes

"wizard damage"

my sides are in orbit

Ralanr3 votes

GEEK THE MAGE!!!

LitAF9 votes

You called?

HateDaddy11 votes

{quoted}

You called?

shit wud up doe baby god damn hell yeah wud up doe

Mysticman899 votes

Why are you like this

HateDaddy6 votes

{quoted}

Why are you like this

LIKE WHAT

Jeddy0177 votes

I was honestly expecting a tank rap at the end.

MagicFlyingLlama6 votes

I.. What.

HateDaddy3 votes

{quoted}

I.. What.

??????

I wear Givenchy5 votes

cancer, cancer everywhere...

HateDaddy27 votes

[{quoted}](name=I wear Givenchy,realm=NA,application-id=3ErqAdtq,discussion-id=6dqrwMOP,comment-id=0001,timestamp=2016-08-31T00:31:23.548+0000)

cancer, cancer everywhere...

IM AN ARIES I WOULDNT KNOW

exiledFromBadmen3 votes

Pisces here.

A serial feeder1 votes

Scorpio representing

Spoofghoul4 votes

Sion item 3047 item 3078 item 3053 item 3053 item 3053 item 3053

Im tanky im helping

GULAG 4 U1 votes

"I'ma just spellblade your ass for 1k damage kek?"

Eclipse13373 votes

You got me at blueberry slushy LOL

cinomenapplebae2 votes

iconic

IcyPepper2 votes

My mind feels violated, yet enlightened.

HateDaddy2 votes

{quoted}

My mind feels violated, yet enlightened.

teehee

Getcuxcd2 votes

yeah wish stupid malphite mains knew that before begging riot to give another unnecesary buff to malphite because "hes not tanky enough" LOOK at his stupid base dmg SIGH

exiledFromBadmen2 votes

Awesome guide! It is very funny while being clear enough to understand [slayer-pantheon-thumbs]

Smalltomahawker2 votes

Fucking brilliant

Vistha Kai2 votes

Instructions unclear, got penis stuck in a toaster.

MVDuneCats2 votes

Wow, it's almost like this guide is written in two different languages!

TiiGz2 votes

I actually read this whole thing

SwiftKitten881 votes

does ne1 have an ebonic's dictionary?

Jhin UItd JFK1 votes

inb4 rito moves this to M&G

Ralanr1 votes

Nah. It's very helpful.

Lord Galvatron1 votes

Memers guide to Tanks?

1337/420, needs more water physics

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crippler381 votes

I'm conflicted since these items block my damage

Sad Tyrant1 votes

Zac item 3068 item 3158 item 3001 item 3143 item 3116 item 3065

IS THIS TANKSTER ENOUGH?

HateDaddy1 votes

[{quoted}](name=Sad Tyrant,realm=OCE,application-id=3ErqAdtq,discussion-id=6dqrwMOP,comment-id=0012,timestamp=2016-08-31T14:04:12.859+0000)

Zac item 3068 item 3158 item 3001 item 3143 item 3116 item 3065

IS THIS TANKSTER ENOUGH?

U GOT A MIXTURE OF TANKSTER AND WIZARD IN THERE ITS AIGHT

GULAG 4 U1 votes

TLDR: kill the adc ggez

nice table1 votes

then you build all of this shit n get killed by a 1-10 lucian in 3 seconds late game

HateDaddy2 votes

{quoted}

then you build all of this shit n get killed by a 1-10 lucian in 3 seconds late game

I UNDERVOTED U CUZ UR WRONG

nice table1 votes

i mean %%%%% u don't even play tanks

HateDaddy1 votes

{quoted}

i mean %%%%% u don't even play tanks

YES I DO

BETTA PUT SOME RESPEK ON MY NAME

jaymc11301 votes

100% approved. All the +1s.

Time to get muh thug on.

Papa Slothy1 votes

since you type in all caps I imagine you shout EVERYTHING in real life

HateDaddy1 votes

[{quoted}](name=Papa Slothy,realm=NA,application-id=3ErqAdtq,discussion-id=6dqrwMOP,comment-id=0017,timestamp=2016-08-31T15:22:24.091+0000)

since you type in all caps I imagine you shout EVERYTHING in real life

YES

Jofeyy1 votes

Droppin mad wizdom like what up doe.

Blessup fam

pce.

The Yetii Rider1 votes

Shit bro that's what I'm sayin man my boiz always be trippin asking me how I don't die and I tellum "you just gotta hit the ice cream truck brother" and they look at me like I straight up lost my damn mind!

This gangster gets it, at least.

PermabannedGaren1 votes

Not being a condescending douche, but I knew all this shit already.

Which brings me to the point: it is baffling that so many players, even players outside of bronze, have no idea how to itemize.

item 3068 item 3025 item 3001 item 3075 item 3026

I have seen so many Malphite players with dumbass builds like this be completely dumbfounded when they get blown up.

Well no shit. You don't have any fucking health, you idiot.

aLawfulFalafel1 votes

thanks for not mentioning grasp :)

King of Mongoose1 votes

nerf nasus

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