insert clickbait comment about assassins

Marshbouy·Sep 24, 2017·147 votes·3,839 views

mention a bunch of ADCs in an oblivious and innocent tone

get to hot page easily

89 Comments

DoozkuSep 25, 201744 votes

That sad part is that I agree with ADC's and Enchanters being too strong but the boards QQ has gone so far that its just ridiculous.

C10 RekklesSep 25, 201714 votes

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MarshbouySep 25, 201710 votes

or draintanking 1v5

PennsSep 25, 201730 votes

in this world, by dodging their skillshots without having ones themselves lul

C10 RekklesSep 25, 201713 votes

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ZerenzaSep 25, 20175 votes

An assassin will win against an ADC if fed, but if not(say both have 1 or 2 items) the ADC should win every time, putting it frankly, ADC's lifesteal is too much for a non-fed assassin to handle along with Crit's. In addition, lately ADC's have begun to hit their Power Spike's earlier than previously, so what would originally be 30-40 minutes is now 15-25, giving an assassin less time to actually get fed and shut them down. And once we get past that threshold of "Late-Game" assassins cannot compete 1v1 with an ADC, the crit damage and lifesteal is just way to much, and they don't have skillshots to hit so it's simple right-clicking at that point, it's not like assassins have defensive item's to help combat fed ADC's. Which is another problem, because of the prevalence of Bot Lane 4 man's, Bot lane focused team comps and games, ADC's are much more likely to get fed, which makes an assassin who can't get fed worthless.

Though honestly, 80% of the time, this didn't happen and the assassin just didn't play it correctly or chose to attack the Sup and ADC at the same time, which is an AWFUL idea considering ADC's with a Sup have effectively 4000 health now.

BALDG1VEN BOOMERSep 25, 20174 votes

Let me correct something.

The only ADCs who are building anything life steal related is Kog, Varus and Kalista which is BotRK

Most ADCs these days just have Ardent + Warlords as a life steal source and one point into Vampirism which is 0.4% life steal, most common ADC build these days is Boots, IE, Double zeal, LW and usally GA as last or substitute that with Hurricane if they have AoE.

nice tableSep 25, 20175 votes

draven doesn't build lifesteal hehexd also most adcs build a scimitar at some point.

PennsSep 25, 20175 votes

You dont really misplay as kat tho. You just get punished for having delays and counterplay unlike most adcs. If the Lucian dashes out of my fizz ult, i barely misplayed, he just outplayed me. Problem with that is that i cant outplay their auto attack but im supposed to be the one winning

PePsiLemoNNSep 25, 20172 votes

Oh so you miss your skillshots but still want to 1shot the ADC , ok ..

PennsSep 25, 20172 votes

I dont miss, they dodge. What can they miss or what can I outplay? Thats the problem, adcs can outplay assaasins but assassins cant outplay adcs that arent like Xayah or Jhin (tho xayah has her ult as hard counter), so the newer adcs.

NLGG3R BEATERSep 25, 20172 votes

Yes ADCs can totally outplay and 1v1 Akali by dodging her skillshots :D

I'd also like to see an ADC 1v1ing me with MasterYi item 3087 item 3031 item 3072 .

RainbowIceeSep 26, 20171 votes

Vayne have more angles to beat you than you her. :P just saying.

RaptureRageSep 25, 20172 votes

it's not about adc's 1vs1 assasins you idiot, its about adc being unkillable due to league of shields , league of tanks, league of peel

DoozkuSep 25, 20172 votes

I've actually had it happen, not in this meta but close enough. I was a fed AF Rengar and I dive onto the fed ADC but I only do 3/4s of the ADC's hp while the ADC drain tanks back to full health and kills me.

But in this meta whenever I lose 1v1s to ADC its because as SA Kayn I miss my W and just misplay super fucking hard and die.

Celestial Lion12Sep 25, 20172 votes

yeah i know the only assassin i really play is diana and the only time i lose is if i misplay and go in thinking my q hit. hell i 2v1d a xayah rakan combo even with xayahs untargetable pluss rakan cc shield and heal i still won, i was super fed that game but still

ActivatingEMPSep 25, 20173 votes

[{quoted}](name=Celestial Lion12,realm=NA,application-id=3ErqAdtq,discussion-id=5LweJQ6R,comment-id=000100000003,timestamp=2017-09-25T01:35:10.494+0000)

yeah i know the only assassin i really play is diana and the only time i lose is if i misplay and go in thinking my q hit. hell i 2v1d a xayah rakan combo even with xayahs untargetable pluss rakan cc shield and heal i still won, i was super fed that game but still

Diver, not assassins :P

Celestial Lion12Sep 25, 20174 votes

since when has anyone ever built diana anything other than full ap. and played her an other way than just trying to blow up the back line.

KloqdqSep 25, 20171 votes

Diana doesn't have a true out, only ins. She is more durable by nature of her kit and works by going into a fight and is able to stay in it. Someone like Zed ones to go in, blow someone up and get out. Diana wants to blow someone up but is able to stay and keep fighting in the thick of it.

Diana is a diver.

TakazakiSep 26, 20171 votes

https://plays.tv/video/5825e97444a99067e6/adcs-are-hard-countered-by-assassins?from=user

i was heavily salted from this i was 14/5

rtbf225618241Sep 25, 20172 votes

I don't really understand what do you mean "has gone so far".

The Boards is a community of sorts, you can't expect us to disagree with each other when there is a real problem at hand. Ofcourse it'll be spammed to an extent to get Riot's attention because they do communicate here.

DoozkuSep 25, 20174 votes

Too far as in every 2 posts is the same QQ that adds nothing to the discussion and therefore has no reason to exist other than "hehe adc op plz nerf". It's why riot avoids these boards, because of the echo chamber effect.

rtbf225618241Sep 25, 20171 votes

Honestly, the meme "hehe xd op nerf. Also Ahri is best" posts i've NEVER seen reach Hot.

But then again, it's been nearly 3 years. I could be wrong on a FEW exceptions.

Regardless, Riot doesn't avoid the Boards cuz of such a miniscule problem. It avoids them when it becomes incoherent stupidity like begging to do something without solutions that isn't even trolling.

DoozkuSep 25, 20174 votes

I consider posts like "The best assassin" or "mage items suck" or "adc/enchanters are too op" posts to be brainless QQ not because they don't suggest stiff but because it's all been said before on another post so you are literally adding nothing to the problem. Your post may as well not exist.

Shepherd o SoulsSep 25, 20173 votes

As wild as the boards are right now, you still have to consider that people will voice out until they get change, like any protest or act in history. This is just the league equivalent of it. I just wish the discussions were more civilized and thought out than circle jerking and telling riot to fire each other because they can't balance the game.

People don't understand that riot doesn't want to talk to people who are shooting garbage out their mouths every time they post, and that's why you see them replying to other posts instead of the jerk threads.

Laughing FishSep 25, 201725 votes

Hey,

Because this thread has already been up awhile and generated a lot of attention, I will leave it up and unlocked. However, for future posts, satire like this is best posted in Memes & Games. Gameplay is specifically for serious discussion about the game.

Tychusfindlay918Sep 25, 20175 votes

[{quoted}](name=Laughing Fish,realm=NA,application-id=3ErqAdtq,discussion-id=5LweJQ6R,comment-id=0013,timestamp=2017-09-25T15:40:14.856+0000)

Hey,

Because this thread has already been up awhile and generated a lot of attention, I will leave it up and unlocked. However, for future posts, satire like this is best posted in Memes & Games. Gameplay is specifically for serious discussion about the game.

Wardens was such a dumb idea.

Glory ln DeathSep 25, 201720 votes

He's not wrong, though. This is an M&G post, it really doesn't fit in Gameplay.

MarshbouySep 25, 20177 votes

Okay i'll remember that for next time. I've always posted them in gameplay and I've been doing my meta shitposts for a long time. Bear with me while I break this habit : ^)

iamthegoatofwarSep 26, 20171 votes

Fish I'll be straight up...this might honestly fit here given the conversations it started about gameplay. Just something that you should make note of.

Bob the ToastrSep 25, 201718 votes

Comment with a video of an ADC killing an assassin who is 3 levels and 10 kills behind him and who misses all of his abilities.

MarshbouySep 25, 201711 votes

"Don't call it a misplay cause you wouldn't have done any better"

Velzard of KozSep 25, 20179 votes

"That player is Challenger, he can't do mistakes even though he himself acknowledged in that video he fucked up and can't do much more"

LugiaPaladinSep 25, 20174 votes

Not quite an ADC v assassin, but I thought why not

https://www.instagram.com/p/BZbc3tDBdUe/

DuskDaUmbreonSep 26, 20171 votes

Holy shit. What did that Jhin have!? IE, Duskblade, Youmuu's, Shiv, and 2 Bloodthirsters?

MelledoneusSep 25, 201716 votes

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SqkergSep 25, 20171 votes

Holy shit this

FairyfleurSep 25, 201711 votes

B-b-b-but Twitch 1v1'd me when I was 0/6 as Zed!

StandgroundingSep 25, 20174 votes

I was a fed Zed in full items and 6 item Ashe RIGHT CLICKED ME

FairyfleurSep 25, 20174 votes

The horror!

GelmousSep 25, 201710 votes

someone plays an assassin feeds his ass off and decides to 1v1 a fed adc then dies

oh no adc is so op nerf pls

AzureeeSep 25, 20172 votes

someone plays an adc in S4/5/6 feeds his ass off and decides to overextend and dies

oh no assassins so op nerf pls

GelmousSep 25, 20175 votes

no not really it's a common logic you'd die to an assassin as an adc in a 1v1 so no one complains about it.

MarshbouySep 25, 20172 votes

People complain about it, but we call those people idiots.

CowseedSep 25, 20179 votes

The boards has a knack for making you despise some of the people here even when you agree with them. =_=

I've actually reached the point were i report these posts for spam.

Athenes LuluSep 25, 20175 votes

inserts a comment on how tanks and supports have nothing to do with the current situation

Evil YasuoSep 25, 20172 votes

I started playing Jinx mid on my main account and it 1. is better for endgame/teamfights 2. outshines any assassin 3. has easier laning 4. is easier to just aa the enemy and not miss skills 5. can kill tanks The only thing going for assassins is like jumping or going through walls.

Velzard of KozSep 25, 20172 votes

Yeah it was funny with the first post but the joke got old. But then again, it's a meme and they must be repeated to be kept alive.

maembeSep 25, 20172 votes

DAE think that tanks are too hard to kill, assassins can kill me too fast, adc do too much attack damage late game, siege mages have too much range, duelists are too hard to fight one on one, and supports have too much utility?

mlgspacedoritoSep 25, 20172 votes

"Muh tristana, muh twitch, muh cait, muh knights vow, why can't assassins 1 shot full tanks, buff zed, It shouldn't matter that im 0/19/0.5 with 6 dorans rings, i should of 1 shot that adc with my ult"