Honestly how the frick do you lane against Illaoi?
Every time I see this champ picked against me in top lane I feel like my actual soul is being sucked through my godamn monitor. At the very least all of the fun for the entire match is certainly drained right out.. and I'm not here asking how to 'counterpick' against her, I'm talking about those many times where I'm not last pick and what to do against her.
And any of the times where I'm not teemo or quinn I have no freaking clue how you're supposed to even survive her, let alone lane against her. Maybe I'm bad, but I usually do pretty damn well vs other top laners.. and for the life of me I can't understand how she's even allowed to be a champ..
She's basically a free lane win just by existing right? You're not supposed to go near her, get q'd, get e'd, you can't out trade her unless you're very specific champs, she can't be ganked bc then it's just a free double or even triple.. So she wins lane for free, and stops you from getting dozens of cs by zoning and that's ok? She basically has infinite amounts of mana somehow, and even when she runs out and her bar is nonexistant, she still somehow has enough to ult or q??
You can't sit under turret and wait for waves to be pushed either, because #1 she'll just freeze and you can't do anything about that and #2 when the wave finally does come after you've lost a massive amount of cs, she'll just q and e you under turret so you can't even farm under turret?
How in gods fucking name do you deal with/lane against this champ??