Dear Junglers

Succubús GF··23 votes·1,213 views

Thank you for giving me blue as a 5/1 ahri. I appreciate you and you made this game enjoyable <3. Also feel free to take some farm if you assist me in killing the enemy laner. Sincerely, Mid laners. Bet you thought this was gonna be a F**** Junglers rant didnt you? [slayer-jinx-wink]

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Hyrum Graff4 votes

If you gank my lane and blow their summs, you are welcome to take half a wave.

If you gank my lane and get me a kill, you are welcome to take a full wave.

If you gank my lane and you get the kill, please allow me to farm the wave (feel free to help me shove and share the xp if you want, though).

If you gank my lane and do not get anything, please go farm your jungle instead of taxing my lane.

That is all.

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nice table1 votes

well its a junglers rant to someone like me who never gives up my blues :^)

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well its a junglers rant to someone like me who never gives up my blues :^)

Bothers me so much when a Midlaner tries to steal my blue. Especially when I'm fed and they're underperforming. Makes me regret not walking into their lane and stealing an entire wave pre-six.

Alex h87211 votes

haha, oh man my favorite is when the adc over extends multiple times >>> Dies multiple times, then blames me for "no ganks" and proceeds to try and take my red every time its up and rant at me the rest of the game. Lmao. I've had to smite my red away from bad adc's numerous times.

Edit: To be fair, a good adc especially lategame (once i have 3 items + boots) I will let have redbuff, same w/ a good mid and blue, but most of the time midgame, when i still need that gold/xp, that buff is mine sucka.

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haha, oh man my favorite is when the adc over extends multiple times >>> Dies multiple times, then blames me for "no ganks" and proceeds to try and take my red every time its up and rant at me the rest of the game. Lmao. I've had to smite my red away from bad adc's numerous times.

Edit: To be fair, a good adc especially lategame (once i have 3 items + boots) I will let have redbuff, same w/ a good mid and blue, but most of the time midgame, when i still need that gold/xp, that buff is mine sucka.

Sometimes I'll flash to get my buff. No regrets.

greekvandaL1 votes

thats my boy. when i let the backline at 1/4 hp so you can kill em with one Q as Orianna i expect a fucking thank you and i deserve the little xp imma soak from pushing the wave. But no you gonna back ping me and make me Int feed.

Pisykan1 votes

yeh it actually frustrates me when the jungler doesn't clear up my last hits when I'm not in lane i always end up saying ''yo jungle, feel free to lat hit my lane, I'm not there, free farm man, lap that up!''

seriously it actually infuriated me that most junglers dont last hit in lanes, or mids or anything thats roaming its like, drive by those minions man! I'm not there!

Alex h87211 votes

Yesssss! Love laners like you as a jungler, say I'm in top JG, enemy mid backs and my mid roams botlane with the wave either at the middle of the lane or crashing on enemy tower, Im gonna look and see if top is in a gank ready spot, if not I'll pop to that empty midlane and get some damage down on that turret, consistent map/objective pressure wins games as does making the best use of all resources available (lane minion farm, jg creeps etc).

Pisykan1 votes

definitely! it also extends the roam time and allows the jungler to concentrate elsewhere, counter jungling, top gank, anything, even sneaking the mid turret sometimes, the other thing i hate is when a mid laner (this is when I'm not mid) or again anyone that roams through the enemy jungle, as a Talon main this i do almost constantly and DOES NOT WARD like come on, this is league 101, dump deep wards as you go, right? on quad paths, not in the damn side bushes highlight as many paths as possible! this helps everyone out especially the jungler!

TwinkiePro1 votes

I hate it when, as a jungler, I last hit in a lane as the laner returns. You weren't going to get those, so let me.

Votable Jester1 votes

I'm the same way, but I also hate it when the jungler sticks around for cs after a failed gank. Doesn't happen often, but it's pretty infuriating when it does.

Sffc1 votes

If it's failed because of you, I tax the shit out of your lane.

Like for example, not using your damage so that you can get the kill for yourself, and then when he flashes away you say he's lucky -.-'

Votable Jester1 votes

Yes that's obviously what I was talking about.

It's also super helpful for you to put me behind in gold and experience.

Sffc1 votes

You'd be behind because of your actions, not mine. If I didn't tax I'd be even more behind (time I'm ganking is time I'm not farming) so I wouldn't be able to get to other lanes in time.

Votable Jester1 votes

If you run down the middle of my lane as a "gank," miss all your abilities, or they just easily dash (not flash) away from the start, you're only putting me behind with that "gank." You could also get back into the jungle faster if you don't sit in my lane.

I can understand taking maybe 2 cs after a failed gank, but more than that and you're being a serious hindrance for my lane.

Project omen1 votes

Ugh no. You will not take minions from the lane if I am in it. I hate it when they do that. I don't mind them taking the kill and I don't mind them pushing the lane if the kill is secured, but if they start killing minions with me around Imma spam that retreat ping.

Vectros1 votes

I give blue to my mid so long as they're holding their own. But if you're 0/2/0 at 6 minutes, you're not getting it...because you're probably going to die and give it to them.

But if you're 0/0/0, or positive, I give it every time.

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