My adventures as support:
When there's a teamfight in a lane and the weakened enemy team runs into their jungle back to base:
Me: Guys, get their tower, it's like two hits away.
Team: Nah, let's chase them!
Me: Guys, don't run into the unwarded enemy jungle.
Team: Stfu scrub.
Me: At least use your trinkets, please. All my wards are already placed atm.
Team: WARDING IS FOR SUPPORT, NOOB.
Team: dies OMG WHY DIDN'T YOU FOLLOW US.
Me: Why didn't you ward. .-. Or run in there in the first place. Oh look, still didn't get the tower. Good job, guys.
When I'm bot lane with the ADC and the enemy jungler is coming to gank us:
Me: pings all around the ADC and starts running back towards turret
Me: Bro, stop pushing.
ADC: DAMMIT WHAT DO YOU WANT?!
Me: .-.
ADC: dies OMFG WHY DIDN'T YOU TELL ME THERE WAS A JUNGLER THERE?!
Me: I did.
ADC: OMFG WHY DIDN'T YOU HELP ME KILL THEM!?!?
Me: We're both oom from the trades with the enemy ADC/Supp--which we won, btw, you're welcome--but you should've backed because you were low.
ADC: MUTED, F-ING SCRUB.
When I'm bot lane at 5mins because where the hell else would I be and top lane gets ganked:
Top: OMFG WHY WASN'T THERE A WARD THERE?! SUPPORT, YOU SUCK!
Me: .-.
When I roam mid when the ADC and enemy bot lane all recall and scare the enemy mid laner away:
Mid: OMFG WHY DIDN'T YOU LET ME KILL HIM!?
Me: Chillax, we got him out of lane at least. Just push the tower.
Mid: YOU SUCK!
When I look at the game details after the match on og.na.gg:
Me: (average) 2/2/20 with ~25 wards placed and ~50% contribution to damage.
Team: 0-2 wards placed total for the remaining four members.
Team: SUPPORT SUCKS AND KILL STEALS! DOESN'T HELP US AT ALL! REPORT!
I love support.
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