Welcome to the Jolly World of Alistar Mid.
How to:
-Headbutt enemy away from his CS
-Headbutt enemy away from his CS
-Headbutt enemy away from his CS
-Headbutt enemy away from his CS
-Headbutt enemy away from his CS
-Headbutt enemy away from his CS
-Headbutt enemy away from his CS
-Headbutt enemy away from his CS
-Headbutt enemy away from his CS
-Feed the enemy midlaner even is he has 2 CS
-Blame your team for your loss
-Honor no one and report everyone in-game
-Sit at home and weep over your loss
See? Now you will know his power. He's the newest meta(Rito plz nerf)!