Caring and Respect
You dont have to care about me. You don't have to respect me. Honestly you probably shouldn't, I'm a bit of an asshole.
But if you want to reach anywhere in ranked. You better damn well care about the enemy team. And you better respect them more.
Frankly the amount of games I get where people just don't seem to give a shit about where the enemy team is/was/could be is disgusting. The amount of fights I see happening 30 seconds in advance that STILL happen no matter how furiously I ping is astounding. The amount of times people walk into a brush with LITERALLY 0 WARDS ON THAT HALF OF THE MAP only to get bopped is horrific.
I don't know what it is, but in my Elo at least there seems to be three fatal fixations that everyone seems to have.
1: Split second commitments. "Oh dragon is up? WE MUST DO THIS RIGHT NOW."
2: Obsessions over fighting to achieve anything. Want to take a tower? 5v5 in front of it. Want that dragon? Not before we ace them. Need to waveclear and defend mid? Lets all 5v5 so we don't die in a 5v5 dive.
3: 5v5 teamfighting is the only strategy in the game.
Now this fucking one
This fucking one I hate so much
A FULL 5 VERSUS 5 TEAMFIGHT IS VERY RARELY THE WAY YOU WILL FUCKING WIN A GAME. CERTAINLY NOT INTENTIONALLY
"Zed, Nidalee, Thresh, Tristana. Hmmmm, fighting the enemy team could be really tough. Between the Lissandra and Brand CC for days, the Fiora melting people, and the Twitch flanking, with Ezreal firing from the backline, I don't think we should 5v5 this game. lets 5v5 teamfight!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Now make sure you're sitting down for this next part. You ready? Are you sure?? OK then. 5v5 teamfights. Are NOT the only strategy in League of Legends! gasp shock horror "But Lancir, wouldn't that mean I could pick damn near anything I wanted, and win if I try a different strategy?" "You're absolutely correct RandomGuy69. The magic of League of Legends is there is no perfect composition, so if you play to your strengths well, and respect the enemy's strengths, hell you could be in the LCS in a year!"
Seriously. Fucking use wards. Fucking respect your opponents. Fucking google the term "Win Condition(s)". Fucking learn how to think.
Just because every other sheep in the fucking paddock wants to jump into death every 2 minutes doesn't make it a good idea.
Rant over.
Note: Apologies for the crude language, but this is something that triggers me like no one's business, second probably only to people picking tool champions and then continuing to ruin the champions image for me (
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Note 2: Funny how little you see the players who properly main those champions act like a dick.