I can name the feeding trolls in every game I lost
I'm just venting. Let me vent. In my last 20 games, the only two where I didn't do that well was one Kayn game, where I got first blood, but my bot gave 3 easily avoidable double kills which let them shut me down afterwards, and one Yi game, where I also got first blood, but my mentally AFK Top and troll Mid refused to leash/talk/ping/LISTEN until one point where she baited me into a bad gank by running in, waiting for me to follow up, and then running away, putting me behind on purpose just to make me suffer. They also stole all my camps, just to top it off. Nice.
But OTHER THAN THAT, I'm doing things fine! I've had 4/17 Aatrox junglers, afk supports that force me out of lane without the chance to farm, literal trolls that walk up to the enemy, stand still, press Ctrl + 4 and then die, many many times, just to say "Lol report our adc for toxic," and all that other bullshit.
Can any of you tell me what I do wrong in my games? What actions I committed directly caused my singed top laner to go 1/11/1 at one point? I cs to the best of my ability (when I'm not literally forced out of my lane or trying to help in teamfights), I build appropriately to counter specific champions that want to kill me first, my mechanics whilst getting focused isn't piss-poor like my usual teammates', I ward whenever I need to, I don't overextend, I don't blow my whole kit on someone who isn't carrying, and most importantly, I tell my top laner to get a fucking Executioner's Calling when they play against a Mundo. Which they NEVER listen to. Which causes them to die more. Etc.
The only thing I consistently really do wrong is forget to dodge doomed games. Either when I get first pick and am immediately counterpicked, or when a troll teammate bans someone's hover just to troll, so they lock in as Alistar mid and say "I'm gonna feed hard now." Oh wait, I didn't forget! But I was in Promos, so I couldn't!!!!! Good thing someone did it for me, that time. That one single time. Because I always think, "Oh, I know deep down I can overcome this feat," because I always forget it's hard to overcome anything when your mid laner gives the enemy a free 1200 gold advantage over me. And I try my best not to get counterpicked, but it's nearly impossible! Every time I play ADC, the enemy picks Zed, so I'm forced to just main Xayah because she's the only person who can safely avoid Zed's easy-to-land ult combo without the help of my useless, feeding support! I don't enjoy her THAT much! I like Jinx more! She's more fun to me! But there are so many Zed players in this ELO, and my mid just ALWAYS seems to give him 4 kills before he roams bot! And if I ban Zed, I'll have to play against a Morgana, instead! And she has the power to turn any champion into someone with the unstoppable might of a Zed! And that's even worse!!!! aaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I usually make more well-structured rants, but it's 4am, and I'm just pissed off beyond belief. Why am I the unluckiest person in the entire universe? Even in games I win, I'm still pissed off at my teammates for trying to prevent it! I can't even enjoy the victory anymore! Not because of the game itself, but because of the people that play it! Because they're not even playing it, half the time! They just queue up solely to read the chat of 4 other people saying "wtf why is he afk," because they're sick, and they think it's funny! But they never get in trouble, because I'm the one that calls him a fucking %%%% in response, and that's the only part Riot seems to care about!
It's sad. I'm Honour 4 on the PBE, but I just got back to Honour 1 on the live servers. Because on the PBE, I don't care about winning. Even though I win much more on there, ironically enough. I don't even want to play Ranked. I just want the upcoming Victorious Victor, or whatever it is. That's all I ask, anymore! I just wish I wasn't so damn unlucky all the time.