You know Riot, fuck you.

You preach and preach about how much you care, how much effort you put into your game, all that... yet EVERYTHING YOU DO shows the opposite.

Really is fun when I can look at the champs and know which team is going to automatically win. Even against TERRIBLE players who would feed under normal circumstances, I lose, because I don't enjoy playing the three champs per role that the whales approve of.

Oh, you're jungling? Well, if you're not playing Lee, Kha, Hec or Vi, you lose, guaranteed. Since they all clear faster, gank better and more often, and can build full tank and still one shot you.

Top? Well, you best be playing Jayce, Maokai or Ryze, or you lose.

Mid? If you're not Kat, Ori or Ryze (maybe Ahri), you're done for.

Bot lane? I hope you main Draven, Cait or Ez.

Support is the only role with more than 2-3 champs that are viable, but even then, you have a few power picks like Zyra, Brand and Malz. ...

I just don't get how anyone can believe Riot gives a fuck outside of money. There are maybe 3-4 champs per role you can play and be worth anything, and half of those champs just automatically win unless they're beyond garbage players. Balance isn't a thing, and when a champion is legitimately broken, Riot spends four months fixing them if they do at all -- but, you know, that's putting the quality of your game before income potential.