@Kalista players: How to adopt a puppy

Raptamei·1/30/2015, 10:59:23 AM·119 votes·16,002 views

So the match starts and you choose your very own puppy at the fountain.

Taking care of puppies is no easy matter though! They are prone to panicking when you pick them up, and may run completely away or into a dangerous spot. Their natural instinct is to jump back out of your embrace and hide.

To alleviate this, make sure to pick up your puppy only when it knows and has confidence in what you're doing.

  • When you're chasing the neighbour's cat off your flowers and your puppy is trying to keep up with its little legs, it is okay to pick it up so it can jump farther and scare the cat better.
  • Should your other neighbour's pitbull emerge from the bushes and attack your puppy, allow your puppy to jump into your arms before you hop away on your pogo stick.
  • When it's trying to jump over a barrier, feel free to pick it up and let it jump to the other side.

If you make sure to not pick up your puppy unless both of you have the same goal in mind, you put its little mind at ease and it will feel more confident in your decision.

Do not randomly pick up your puppy just because you're confused and don't know what else to do! It is not a trained guide dog, it can't make a decision for you. It will only get scared and do something adorably silly, then hide under the cupboard for an hour barking at you. It may even run off to an animal shelter and the cops may take away your right to own a puppy.

And of course, the bonding process is a difficult time for both. Make sure to do so in the familiar environment of your fountain!

http://www.cmt.ca/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/Pick-A-Puppy2.jpg

39 Comments

RiotRiot Sweet1/30/2015, 8:25:39 PM49 votes

This is a really cool take on the Kalista relationship. Have a sticky.

Deadly Mittens1/30/2015, 4:27:25 PM26 votes

10/10 Wish all puppy adopters were this kind to me

Decrit1/30/2015, 11:12:05 AM16 votes

Talking about puppies... some times the puppy refuses to bond with me and runs away in the jungle... This happens most of times with the Canis Sonas, and following the instructor i go to chase her calmly telling her "GIVE ME YOUR SOUL BITCH" because mostly that happens because they just want to play. Is intended behaviour?

HellFireKnight012/17/2015, 5:05:42 PM9 votes

**Support Nasus and ADCKalista botlane? ** Challenge accepted.

Yaksha1/30/2015, 7:05:21 PM8 votes

AND IF IT BETRAYS ME, I MAY KILL IT, YES?

NorthernDruid2/3/2015, 11:59:39 AM8 votes

To both puppies and puppy adopters: Tell your partner in love (and vengance) at the start of the game one simple thing.

If I pick you up and want you to jump somewhere specific, I'll throw out a ping stick for you to fetch when I do it. If I don't yell "fetch!" feel free to jump where you want. (change the sentance around so it makes sense if you're a puppy).

Remember, communicating properly with your puppy when you pick it up makes it much more eager to go fetch your kills and assists.

Terraeclipse1/31/2015, 3:36:35 PM6 votes

Best.

Love.

Story.

Ever.

XxxLumberJackxxX4/5/2015, 2:17:45 PM6 votes

Still a better love story than twilight

Tìe4/6/2015, 7:33:05 PM5 votes

Long Story Short, Throw ur puppies at people!

Sir ArmaMalum1/30/2015, 7:04:21 PM5 votes

See now I'm never going to able to play Kalista, because that means I have kill a puppy to get a puppy. T_T

Great post though Raptamei, +1

TheKingDodo1/30/2015, 4:48:29 PM5 votes

Kalista ----> Nasus

Solari Fortune4/15/2015, 5:05:12 AM4 votes

Great now I am gonna think of puppies every time I play Kalista. thanks a lot... How am i gonna break this to my duo buddy i feel like i am gonna call him a little puppy in some game

Pikmints1/30/2015, 6:32:16 PM3 votes

I've seen so few Kalista picks in games that I didn't know she could throw puppies over fences. Huh.

Nova Skye2/5/2015, 2:23:59 PM3 votes

I refuse to take Kalista in rank because I've been that puppy (Sad Sam, anyone?) (And also because I can't get the pogo stick to freakin work, but different story). Especially in B5, the communication just isn't there.

Also, I'm a mad clicker. It's terrible to get picked up suddenly just to have already clicked 5 times before the puppy brain realizes "Oh, crap, which click is it going to register?!" I've been sent some really weird directions (like into a wall, and definitely not over it), and resulting flame fest is the worst. Oh, speaking of - can a mention be added about proper discipline of said puppy?

All in all most clever post. I will be using this next time I become the Nami to someone else's Kali.

ShmeckleMancer1/30/2015, 5:01:20 PM3 votes

This is the best post ever. FUCKING BRILLIANT! Great tip/trick. Kudos... no all of them.

AwesomeChad4/28/2015, 9:45:41 PM3 votes

pls, I just walk my b****es on leashes as morgana.

SeductiveGrandpa3/15/2015, 5:17:34 PM3 votes

Kalista takes me on walks and then when we meet her friends she throws me at them. Pretty fun really. Gnar

Jungle Lux God1/30/2015, 7:43:10 PM3 votes

The part with the pogo stick was the best.

Seth the Bum5/1/2015, 1:52:29 PM2 votes

This was a great analogy, cute, entertaining, and informative. Thank you for this.

Aeolian Melodies5/26/2015, 2:04:09 AM2 votes

10/10 I'm a puppy who's been abused a lot by people who pick me up when I don't wanna and it's hard to trust now item 3070 .item 3070

Briye1/31/2015, 3:34:23 PM2 votes

10/10 this made me smile. Thank you!

lDontLiftIcarry1/30/2015, 7:14:17 PM2 votes

I've played with 1 good kallista as j4 jungle.

She passive'd me at start of game and I didn't get why. Then the first dragon we took, and the skirmish we had. I understand why. And everytime I was under 300 hp I understood why.

And every time we needed to re engage but my EQ was down I understood why.

But every1 besides that 1. Was garbage.

Ironclad Dragon6/11/2015, 6:55:20 AM1 votes

Warwick approves.

TheGrandAlliance2/11/2015, 8:01:48 PM1 votes

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LukaLuna3/11/2015, 9:34:44 PM1 votes

Also, if a leblanc walks into your lane, you die.

Rueian3/12/2015, 5:46:37 AM1 votes

So you are telling me her support should always be Nasus

manuel1003/23/2015, 4:36:51 PM1 votes

i thought kalista was super weak but they have discovered his full power withitem 3085

Kayana Koe4/3/2015, 5:37:02 AM1 votes

...Nasus Support Confirmed?

Joking, I like how this was written. I worry more about the rogue Kalista's, which are rare, then being flung into the enemy.

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i thought kalista was super weak but they have discovered his full power withitem 3085

Her*

Drackolus4/14/2015, 5:34:07 AM1 votes

Soraka I'm such a pretty uni-puppy!

Azăzir5/7/2015, 7:55:34 AM1 votes
QuickJet6/2/2015, 8:08:23 PM1 votes

Now I want a puppy!