Hey look, our one teammate who is really good at pressuring the map is pushing

Peel Your ADC·7/6/2015, 1:38:50 AM·28 votes·2,347 views

Better just sit back and farm these minions as they send their initiation to go chase them. But no one get involved.

We handle this DBZ style: 1 versus many and then go in single file until we're all dead.

Oh and there's no Goku to come in and win it all. He died of a heart attack.

How the hell do you teach multi-lane map pressure to stupid people in silver if they only know how to group mid and get caught for 30 minutes after laning phase?

Edit: With the useful yellow trinket disabled (the fuck riot), not even Shyvana can do this safely anymore. It's just too much for one person.

39 Comments

Reluctor7/6/2015, 2:00:27 AM8 votes

Buy a ward.

Chaotic Reks7/6/2015, 7:13:39 AM7 votes

We handle this DBZ style: 1 versus many and then go in single file until we're all dead. Oh and there's no Goku to come in and win it all. He died of a heart attack.

AHEM Mordekaiser

arcinex7/6/2015, 3:10:36 PM3 votes

it's because it's silver and top & adc are usually attached to their lanes. Pathetic ik. They are unaware of when laning phase is over and when it's time to group etc.

Common example: 20 minutes after laning phase is over and adc is solo pushing bot lane because of his attachment to it and lack of game knowledge and gets easily caught out while the support is trying to group with the team. ADC: "Would be nice if i actually had a support"

ZergReap7/7/2015, 6:41:28 PM2 votes

lol channeling into death 1 by 1 is something that still happens in higher elo, not just low elo. It's like a chain reaction.

team mate 1: engages a 1v1 that is really a 1v5 -instant death- team mate 2: oh shit they fucked up, now I need to go in to make it worth. -instant death- team mate 3: I can clean this up OMW -kills support, instant death- team mate 4: Team??? -painful death as he is kited while chasing the 10hp adc- Me: Time to show my superior adc mechanics and 1v4! -goes melee range on darius, death-

Drunk Rummate7/6/2015, 1:15:40 PM2 votes

Idk, how do you teach the Fiora with no escape that pushing past the ward line is a bad idea no matter how fed she is?

You wouldn't get caught if you had vision where you were splitting and retreated before you can get collapsed on. It's your fault if you get caught splitting, your team can't do anything about that.

Makior727/6/2015, 5:30:24 PM2 votes

Funny that some mentioned the group mid mentality of silver... I dont know how many times ive told my team that other lanes exist but they dont usually beleive me.

jaymc11307/7/2015, 6:32:24 AM2 votes

You don't teach any one at that level. They are literally too stupid to learn. You just 1v5 and win. Goku didn't die from a heart attack. He's you, and you're sitting around lying in bed while the magic beans that heal you are sitting on the dresser 2 steps away. Get up, go eat your beans, and ignore the fact that after 12 minutes in a silver game on SR it turns into ARAM. When your stupid teammates do stupid things utilize this time to do actual work on the map. All those times when they over extend without wards having just seen the entire enemy team approaching from the next lane over you should be able to accomplish some real objective taking. Your teammates at that level are cannon fodder. They are less than foot soldiers for shredder. They don't even qualify as sentient.

You don't need them below diamond.

ChaosThief7/7/2015, 1:15:55 AM1 votes

I played a game as a fed MasterYi and told the rest of my team to push mid as I push top (because I push faster than the rest of them)

Master of plans and smart Jarvan on my team decides to join me(WITH THE REST OF THE TEAM) up top so that the enemy team (which had kat by the way) could slaughter ALL of us instead of just one or all but one.

Noski77/7/2015, 3:51:21 AM1 votes

you gotta ping like a madman when you bring people to the lane your splitting. ping dragon, baron, or another lane. but be nice about it to, and tell people not to come to you. Also ward their jungle.

Xonra7/8/2015, 11:58:06 PM1 votes

You have no idea how many times I just bang my head against my desk when my team declares "alright group mid" when there is a dragon to take, two line lanes pushing against us with towers to take, a jungle to clear, and all 5 members up to just sit under turret and infinitely wave clear as we accomplish nothing.

Even when one person gets smart enough to go split push, suddenly half the team backs, or goes to get blue buff or some such, then the split pusher dies, and nothing gets accomplished.

Even when I try to herd the cats, they tend to ignore me and all just rush mid over...and over...and over...and over...and over again.

wwwdots7/6/2015, 8:16:18 AM1 votes

just do it ur self. tell them to stay in mid and distract. at least that's what i normally do when I play top push top all day long.

Hasztalan27/6/2015, 12:17:12 PM1 votes

It's time to MasterYi .

Slamurai Jack7/6/2015, 3:52:20 PM1 votes

I'd be lying if I said it gets much better. Plat 1 here and your team will still let the enemy swarm you for free all game long.

DorkunedAuras7/6/2015, 8:05:20 PM1 votes

It seems like every time i play Jax/Trynd/Shyv/Other split pusher, all my team wants to do in life is group mid. If I ever get some momentum in top/bot on the turret, their goal becomes to back and abandon all lane pressure, letting me die. Then reporting me for not grouping. I'M NOT A CHAMP THAT GROUPS AND DOES ANYTHING IN TEAM FIGHTS! STOP FUCKING TEAM FIGHTING!

Vistha Kai7/6/2015, 8:16:33 PM1 votes

That mentality goes up to Platinum 1.

Peel Your ADC7/6/2015, 8:57:31 PM1 votes

-pings the mid tower after everyone left- Nothing happens

-ping drag 50 seconds before it spawns and then twice every 10 seconds later-

Nothing happens

-Spam the shit out of pings on a tower when they're not anywhere close to defending it-

Nothing fucking happens

Pings don't work on incompetence since they don't know what they can do =/