Tips on dealing with duo african relief camps

Since its summer, I kinda forgot that ever since May rolled around a lot more kids can play throughout the day and night.

A lot of kids.

Doesn't particularly make them good or bad, but their greenhorn-ness is very evident to the point of begging a 0/8 Draven and a 0/7 Soraka to stop going bot lane alone with no wards after 25 minutes just wastes time on you making your CS look better. Sure they can mess up. But being 17/3 means it doesn't happen very often.

How the hell outside of just sitting in bot and forfeiting any lane pressure you had in either mid or top do you make them just not die anymore?