If your mid lane is incapable of not dying or intentionally feeds

How would you spend the remaining time of your game? Casually farming the jungle and hope the 10/0 brand doesn't walk in that direction, attempt to hopelessly gank a lane, afk at fountain or counterjungle and dance under their tower to be executed?

I'm trying to find out new ways that'll make the salt inspired by playing Black Market Brawlers tone down. Not sure why, but this mode seems to be filled with people of low silver, medium-high bronze and that rare person above gold.