Are You Having Problems With Idiot Teammates?

Space Bum·Feb 23, 2015·151 votes·14,786 views

This bitch right here!

Is that pesky Jungler flanking to delete your ADC? Smack him on the head with a Q and tell him to slow the fuck down!

Your team's assassin forget to buy boots like a moron and is moving in for the kill at the speed of a tree? Speed that fucker up with a W and watch him say "too easy".

Yi going in for the two shot? Turn that asshat into a fucking rabbit and throw that fucker into a stew!

Want to Q shit from outer fucking space because your teammate can't secure kills for dick? Send out a pissed off little fairy to snipe his ass!

Does your Teemo like to sit in enemies' laps because hes too fucking stupid to kite? Wild Growth that nigga have 'em thinkin' it's D III up in this bitch!

61 Comments

junglerboy16Feb 23, 201538 votes

Your team's assassin forget to buy boots like a moron and is moving in for the kill at the speed of a tree? Speed that fucker up with a W and watch him say "too easy".

Maokai Does not approve.

GalydonFeb 24, 20151 votes

lol Yasuo

Deep Terror NamiFeb 23, 201536 votes

Idiot teammates? Pick this one! Soraka

Carry gets hurt going too aggressive? Heal the fuck out of him!

Team starts to rely on your heals exclusively? Everybody dies you lose because the support was too good. game over.

googlemasterFeb 23, 201525 votes

huh, i could have sworn i had 1900 extra hp last fight

FuryofThornsRedoApr 10, 20151 votes

WAAAAAAAAAY tooooo many people think when Soraka is championed in a game with some other person claiming they are the experts or better than anyone else with their comments ruining team morale; which begins to be ruined when way too many people think; with Soraka we have a healer so I can carry less of these item 2003 to help any champion heal especially when they think never to boost with summoner 7 for their champion.

So, before the game starts and the champions can be sized up, this time would also be a good time to tell people maybe the first time playing a champion or still knew with a certain champion in a bots game for practice. Which could explain the amount of deaths increasing as they learn the timing and inner intimate details of the champion, because not a full time as some people might be stuck on "gosh they suck beyond excrement" level of ability; which is maybe much of what I receive when Championing Soraka and throwing myself into the fray for my teammates to witness the combinations of my death the enemy bots are throwing at us, or to help save their lives.

I used to help protect my older brother, Warrior in the Gauntlet in the arcade. So way too many death decoy strategies and tactics have been made inside of my mind {to help him beat the game with spending less of his money, while I would spend more of my money. Which I know my mind is already amplified in some intellectual discussions while needing to learn video gaming killing in deaths to other game characters skills abilities; because I spent my time in sports growing up more than with other versions of video games after Atari.

Please, excuse me when I Champion with Soraka . I witnessed her ability if items are correct to slay the Legendary Dragon. When I Champion Soraka I observe some of the animal characteristics and maybe that is a baseline thought as to why with Soraka I never slay the Legendary Dragon. Though I will team tandem and heal or help others to slay the Legendary Dragon. I am not a last striker after another Champion has made all of the time and homework to slay the monsters. However, with Diana I can Slay the Legendary Dragon solo at times, and a feat which took me some confidence to find. There is less of an encounter with confidence gaining experiences when a person never tries at all; a valuable lesson in video gaming I have finally experienced and learned because my older brother is not around to defeat the Bosses of Larger Animal Monsters.

My bottom-line when Championing with Soraka is that I am a healer through and through for lane teammates and my team. I will flank long to other lanes to share my summoner 7 and my summoner 13 = mana/ boosts which, (mana) I normally carry when Championing Soraka . Which is another important item many magical characters are without in their arsenals when they would rather carry other boosts. From FuryofThornsRedo

Slamurai JackFeb 23, 201527 votes

Is your team full of pansies that are always too scared to start a fight? Does your adc refuse to auto attack in anything but an all in? Did your stupid jungler and top laner both pick squishy champions? Then Leona is for you!

Loaded with 3, count 'em 3 hard CC abilities, Leona is perfect when your top laner just had to be Riven , your mid laner just had to be Zed , and your jungler just had to be Nidalee . Terrible team comps begone; you can carry all three of those idiots with everything Leona brings to the table. You have tons of CC to lock down enemy squishies, and you're also tanky enough to survive the slow follow up from your teammates that weren't paying attention.

But it doesn't stop there! Those 3 fuckwads leave your poor Jinx to 1v1 the enemy ? Have no fear! Leona is an excellent peeler as well. Between your multiple stuns, passive damage, and your adc's massive dps, you'll take care of that pesky diver in no time. Did I mention that Leona is also a sexy, fiery redhead?

Now, will you be paying with cash or credit?

Space BumFeb 23, 201518 votes

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Is your team full of pansies that are always too scared to start a fight? Does your adc refuse to auto attack in anything but an all in? Did both your stupid jungler and top laner pick squishy champions? Then is for you!

Loaded with 3, count 'em 3 hard CC abilities, Leona is perfect when your top laner just had to be , your mid laner just had to be , and your jungler just had to be . Terrible team comps begone; you can carry all three of those idiots with everything brings to the table. You have tons of CC to lock down enemy squishies, and you're also tanky enough to survive the slow follow up from your teammates that weren't paying attention.

But it doesn't stop there! Those 3 fuckwads leave your poor to 1v1 the enemy ? Have no fear! is an excellent peeler as well. Between your multiple stuns, passive damage, and your adc's massive dps, you'll take care of that pesky diver in no time. Did I mention that is also a sexy, fiery redhead?

Now, will you be paying with cash or credit?

What's that? Your enemy team picked Leona ? That broken ass support?!?!

DON'T BE LIKE THAT MORON! You just picked motherfucking Lulu!! Who is listed in EVERY fucking major publication as hard Gold Bitch COUNTER!

Celeste BenalFeb 23, 20151 votes

Jinx throws down Chompers. Lols at as she shreds her with Pow-Pow from under turret.

"Such a loser! Always ready to cry!"

ARCDASHFeb 24, 20151 votes

Until A&B goes through the chompers unhindered.

KapparothFeb 23, 20151 votes

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Is your team full of pansies that are always too scared to start a fight? Does your adc refuse to auto attack in anything but an all in? Did your stupid jungler and top laner both pick squishy champions? Then is for you!

Loaded with 3, count 'em 3 hard CC abilities, Leona is perfect when your top laner just had to be , your mid laner just had to be , and your jungler just had to be . Terrible team comps begone; you can carry all three of those idiots with everything brings to the table. You have tons of CC to lock down enemy squishies, and you're also tanky enough to survive the slow follow up from your teammates that weren't paying attention.

But it doesn't stop there! Those 3 fuckwads leave your poor to 1v1 the enemy ? Have no fear! is an excellent peeler as well. Between your multiple stuns, passive damage, and your adc's massive dps, you'll take care of that pesky diver in no time. Did I mention that is also a sexy, fiery redhead?

Now, will you be paying with cash or credit?

Except in Bronze/low Silver. There, most of the time when I stun their carries (mainly I target whoever is the most fed) my teammates don't target them. That's why I prefer damagey AP champions like Lulu or Sona as opposed to full utility champs like Leona that require a follow up. Hell, I can make plays better with Blitzcrank because he doesn't depend on his teammates to follow through.

Slamurai JackFeb 24, 20154 votes

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Except in Bronze/low Silver. There, most of the time when I stun their carries (mainly I target whoever is the most fed) my teammates don't target them. That's why I prefer damagey AP champions like Lulu or Sona as opposed to full utility champs like Leona that require a follow up. Hell, I can make plays better with Blitzcrank because he doesn't depend on his teammates to follow through.

Generally speaking, when I play Leona , I often won't engage directly on enemy squishies if I'm the one that has to initiate the teamfight. Her CC just doesn't last long enough to really secure kills on enemy priority targets unless your team has very specific champions. What I will often do instead is initiate on the enemy front line and get my team to focus on them, and then save my ult for if the enemy carries get too brave while we're fighting their frontline. And if you have to tank the enemy carries for a while to do this? So be it; you bought all those tank items for a reason, after all.

People tend to think that it's always best to initiate on enemy squishies, but I find this is only true if you have the firepower and swiftness needed to kill or force them out of the fight before the enemy team can really respond. Obviously, if the enemy adc is massively out of position, feel free to just shit on them. But in general, I find it more effective to take the fight to the enemy front line first and then slowly work your way forward to the enemy back line. This is especially true if the enemy has a very strong peeling presence like a Janna and a Malzahar . You simply aren't going to be able to dive and kill that enemy adc, so stop trying. The enemy adc's dont have that long of range, and Janna can only really do her job if your team tunnels on diving her adc. Why play her game if you don't have to?

NorthernDruidFeb 24, 20151 votes

If I can stunlock their carry while my team with actual damage takes care of the frontline however, it's kinda great.

SinlaireFeb 24, 20152 votes

i paid with credit. my queen loves her sugar daddy.

SpecterVonBarenFeb 24, 20152 votes

Did we also forget to mention she has one of the stupidest mother F%^&*@G ults in the game with a maximum strength slow or stun while being on a ridiculously short cooldown?

(I'm not raging, just mimicking Trinimmortal.)

But seriously, Leona's ult is ridiculous for what it does. As a comparison, let's look at hers and Nami's ults.

Slamurai JackFeb 24, 20151 votes

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Did we also forget to mention she has one of the stupidest mother F%^&*@G ults in the game with a maximum strength slow or stun while being on a ridiculously short cooldown?

(I'm not raging, just mimicking Trinimmortal.)

But seriously, Leona's ult is ridiculous for what it does. As a comparison, let's look at hers and Nami's ults.

I would argue that Nami's ult is a much stronger counterengage because its a very wide projectile that moves in a long line, and knocks people up as well as slowing them after. It's pretty easy to juke a Leona ult if you have a mobility spell. The only person that can consistently deal with Nami's ult, when used as a counter engage, is Yasuo . Leona's Ult is definitely a much stronger offensive ability though, but it has the tradeoff of being less than optimal when used defensively, since Leona's ult is usually best as a follow up to other hard CC. Nami's is the opposite, since it is slow moving and has a decent cast time, but neither of these factors matter nearly as much when used defensively rather than aggressively.

SpecterVonBarenFeb 24, 20151 votes

Very true. My only real issue with Leona's ult is just the short cooldown it has. If a Leona uses her ult in lane and it results in her ADC getting a kill or double kill then by the time both them and the enemy laners have come back from base, her ult is almost ready to go again. Its just frustrating how a Leona can take a small lead and just keep pushing it so easily.

OperationDEEZ1Feb 23, 201521 votes

You could do all that. That is if you had mana.

AwoofFeb 24, 20152 votes

Still running oom with item 3222 item 3070 Lulu

Space BumFeb 24, 20151 votes

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Still running oom with

I'm kind of baffled by all these mana issue post. You only need q to harrass with. EQ combo is not worth unless you are going for the kill or need long range CC. If you are running out of mana you are probably spamming her EQ combo.

Faith BreakerFeb 23, 201519 votes

Have some Koolaid. You're a noob when you're thirsty!

                                 ~~~FB Lulu

SinneliFeb 23, 201512 votes

Is your adc an idiot who never pokes back at a bursty enemy ADC such as Graves or can't dodge a skillshot despite having superior range on their AA?

Pick Braum ! Not only does he slow your enemy down with massive chunk if he lands his Q, but it also adds a proc that if your ADC follows, can stun an enemy for 1.25 seconds at earlier level! Want some damage on that Q? Build some health! Not only will you be more tanky, but you'll also get stronger the more tankier you build!

What was that? Your ADC is in trouble because Caitlyn ults? Jump between them with your W! Not only does it help your ADC as it helps give them massive amount of armor and MR along with you, but it also lets you block the bullet with your massive, muscular body capable of punching through the mountain! You have low health? Who cares! Throw in your E in front of you and you'll block all the projectiles! Jinx with her Super Mega Death Rocket? Ahri 's lovely charm? You can all catch them for your ADC, and not receive a scratch on your fantastic mustache. Did you know you can prevent Zed from killing you with his pesky Death Mark and he thinks you'll poot and die with the built up damage of his deathmark? THINK AGAIN!

A team engages on your squishy teammates? Fear not! Not only does your ult knock up all enemies caught up in it, but they'll be massively slowed for the duration they are in the leftover ice gap, allowing your teammates to follow up easily. Also perfect for letting your team escape in narrow jungle! Did I mention his awesome mustache?

RikoZerameFeb 24, 20154 votes

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Did I mention his awesome mustache?

Not enough, you didn't.

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GalydonFeb 24, 20151 votes

Braum Braum

KapparothFeb 23, 20157 votes

Idiot teammates? Just go with good ol' mutey! Sona

Build a Lich Bane and and Morellonomicon and watch your enemies crumble before you! Lich Bane + Passive + Q aura can, and will, wreck just about anything.

If you go full AP, your W will heal and shield more than if you just bought a few AP items like Frost Queen's Claim and Ardent Censer. Your E also scales with AP, so you can speed yourself and your teammates up to knock bitches onto their knees.

Bitches running too fast for your E? Just flash ult and watch them dance for you as they're obliterated by your insanely strong passive because you built Lich Bane among other things!

Full AP Sona is too strong!

SpecterVonBarenFeb 23, 20154 votes

Been watching much Trinimmortal?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wPAwsHnA9rM&index=9&list=FLpoKboAKuAtBORIpR_WG0TA

A Superb VillainFeb 23, 20153 votes

You have my rapt attention. Please, continue singing her praises.

SolaxoFeb 23, 20153 votes

But you can't do these things because Lulu is mana hungry as hell!

Space BumFeb 23, 20154 votes

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But you can't do these things because Lulu is mana hungry as hell!

6x mana regen glyphs + spellthief +mana regen masteries. Then catalyst for the late game vroomvrooms. I have 100% win rate right now with Lulu support. Get shrecked!

trexmixGFeb 24, 20152 votes

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6x mana regen glyphs + spellthief +mana regen masteries. Then catalyst for the late game vroomvrooms. I have 100% win rate right now with Lulu support. Get shrecked!

NOT ANYMORE

lol

ArveanorFeb 23, 20153 votes

nRated smurf account confirmed.

LoL Ergo UrgotFeb 23, 20153 votes

People always underestimate how well Lulu is at keeping your teammates alive or just changing the course of a fight.

Cereal BoxFeb 24, 20153 votes

Focus on yourself. If a teammate is being stupid then be the smarter one and help the rest of your team. Let him die and feed the other team because the game has nothing to do with kills, just get turrets and inhibs and you win

DSRM MobiusFeb 24, 20153 votes

and your name is "i like hugs"

Space BumFeb 24, 20152 votes

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and your name is "i like hugs"

And?

DSRM MobiusFeb 24, 20151 votes

from what you just typed I would say you definitely do not like hugs. :)

iLumaApr 8, 20152 votes

"Yi going in for the two shot? Turn that asshat into a fucking rabbit and throw that fucker into a stew!"

THE BEST LINE EVER.

Spacesuit SpiffFeb 24, 20151 votes

Tired of idiot teammates? Pick Poppy . So you're just in their base, minding your own business while you spam your /dance emote, and then boom, Ashe arrow out of nowhere and their whole team jumps you. Press R, penta kill under the 2 turrets and you highhandedly end the game while your team is getting executed to Krugs.

...I miss when this actually worked. Turning a pick into a penta is glorious.

Valhalla RisingFeb 24, 20151 votes

I saw this post months ago?

Space BumFeb 24, 20152 votes

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I saw this post months ago?

Fun Fact: You can Google Board posts. Try to find the post you speak of.

VahlenFeb 24, 20151 votes

There is no cure for idiot teammates. Unfortunately we are stuck with the bronzetards and silverderps that inhabit this game. It's like life, you can only point and laugh at these people as the blunder by you.

Damorion215Feb 24, 20151 votes

We need to have Terry Tate narrate this! XD

Magic SteelFeb 24, 20151 votes

This Wukong MonkeyKing calls me noob, feeds to enemy team, giving them 25 kills, then calls me a loser, walks straight on to enemy platform, and dies. WTF!!!!!

heyboybJMFeb 24, 20151 votes

such as stupid teammate,lmao.A girl played with me she used Lulu and she didnt know how to use ult,i used Katarina and enemies group me and she just ran ran ran and i died :0 how ldiot teammate are.

CoolKnightSTFeb 24, 20151 votes

A Thresh support that build talisman and build himself like this:

> > >

item 1033 was his first thing that had some kind of combat stats...

JamnonFeb 25, 20151 votes

You're welcome.

Lulu

J4RL4XLMar 15, 20151 votes

how about speaking english so the newbis like my seeeelf can understand a godsbedmnd thing ur sayn!!!

SlashStrikerSep 3, 20151 votes

Yi going in for the two shot? Turn that asshat into a fucking rabbit and throw that fucker into a stew!

how can you do that on someone that cannot be slowed?

Space BumSep 3, 20151 votes

Because his ult does not stop polymorph

SlashStrikerSep 3, 20151 votes

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Because his ult does not stop polymorph

and?

Space BumSep 3, 20151 votes

Welp, I don't know what the point you are arguing is but, you see, he comes rushing in and gets polymorphed by lulu and he dies. It's pretty straight forward. You may want to have yourself checked out if it is still not sinking in.