Are You Having Problems With Idiot Teammates?
This bitch right here! 
Is that pesky Jungler flanking to delete your ADC? Smack him on the head with a Q and tell him to slow the fuck down!
Your team's assassin forget to buy boots like a moron and is moving in for the kill at the speed of a tree? Speed that fucker up with a W and watch him say "too easy".
Yi going in for the two shot? Turn that asshat into a fucking rabbit and throw that fucker into a stew!
Want to Q shit from outer fucking space because your teammate can't secure kills for dick? Send out a pissed off little fairy to snipe his ass!
Does your Teemo like to sit in enemies' laps because hes too fucking stupid to kite? Wild Growth that nigga have 'em thinkin' it's D III up in this bitch!
Does not approve.
is for you!
, your mid laner just had to be 
, and your jungler just had to be 
. Terrible team comps begone; you can carry all three of those idiots with everything 
to 1v1 the enemy 
? Have no fear! 
or can't dodge a skillshot despite having superior range on their AA?
!
Not only does he slow your enemy down with massive chunk if he lands his Q, but it also adds a proc that if your ADC follows, can stun an enemy for 1.25 seconds at earlier level!
Want some damage on that Q? Build some health!
Not only will you be more tanky, but you'll also get stronger the more tankier you build!
ults? Jump between them with your W! Not only does it help your ADC as it helps give them massive amount of armor and MR along with you, but it also lets you block the bullet with your massive, muscular body capable of punching through the mountain!
You have low health? Who cares! Throw in your E in front of you and you'll block all the projectiles! 
's lovely charm? You can all catch them for your ADC, and not receive a scratch on your fantastic mustache.
Did you know you can prevent Zed from killing you with his pesky Death Mark and he thinks you'll poot and die with the built up damage of his deathmark? THINK AGAIN!
calls me noob, feeds to enemy team, giving them 25 kills, then calls me a loser, walks straight on to enemy platform, and dies. WTF!!!!!
and enemies group me and she just ran ran ran and i died :0 how ldiot teammate are.
support that build talisman and build himself like this:
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was his first thing that had some kind of combat stats...
. So you're just in their base, minding your own business while you spam your /dance emote, and then boom, Ashe arrow out of nowhere and their whole team jumps you. Press R, penta kill under the 2 turrets and you highhandedly end the game while your team is getting executed to Krugs.