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10 Tips From Would-Be Challenjour

Shroom Junkie·6/21/2015, 9:44:30 PM·47 votes·4,328 views

Hey noobs! I'm a would-be Challenger player(unfortunately stuck in silver because of all these noob teams... pft), and I've come to teach you the need-to-know-basics of League that for some reason nobody gets.

  1. Never upgrade your trinket. 250g for a fucking ward? You joking man?

  2. Kills>Objectives. If you can grab a kill, take it, even if it means losing a tower, or dying yourself, or whatever.

  3. NEVER KS FROM YOUR ADC. EVER. Even if it means them towerdiving we don't really give a rat's ass now back off.

  4. As a support, always attack whoever your ADC's attacking, but once again, NEVER FUCKING KS OR I WILL MUTE YOU.

  5. Always mute idiots. "upgrade ur trinket" "objectives>kills" "wtf u suck man" Morons... learn2challenjour

  6. You>Your team. If your team dies and you get a kill then fuck them you just got a kill. Better for solo-carry.

  7. There is no minimap. People think there is but when you look at it its really just some shitty map of SR that people think has info. Pft. Morons.

  8. Do not, I repeat, do NOT ever go for anyone in a team fight besides the ADC. Even if there are 3 tanks sitting in your way just find a way around them, you'll take'em out.

  9. Riven is freelo.

  10. Don't be afraid to be an ass hole. It will make your enemies shake with frustration and your teammates will love the criticism- they might not show it but they do.

Have fun with your solo-carry out of low elo! And hope you don't get shit teams. >.>

36 Comments

Goodest Gamer6/21/2015, 9:47:06 PM37 votes

hey man i read all of this and now ive climbed to my dream elo of bronze 5. thanks so much upvoted !

Dedrius6/22/2015, 1:58:15 AM10 votes

I hate when people think we are playing domination and not team deathmatch.

Objectives are for noobs who can't get kills.

I is Illiterate6/22/2015, 3:18:04 AM5 votes

All those are spot-on! Except number 9...

58738074DEL16/22/2015, 2:40:51 AM4 votes

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Głacıes6/22/2015, 1:29:21 PM3 votes

Raging and threatening to AFK, contrary to common belief, reminds those feeders to stop feeding and help people play better! If those useless deadweights can't play the game, then just spam ffs and hope you don't get placed with a bunch of nubs. Good luck!

FastAsHeck6/22/2015, 11:15:34 AM3 votes

Dragon: a meaningless creature, but it offers a great fighting area Baron: YOU CANNOT, I repeat CANNOT finish the game without killing him. even if you just aced them. unprotected inhibitors are extremely hard to kill and you will need baron to kill them. always go to baron when you can, even if it is 3v5 in their favor and your jungler is dead.

Sir Chava6/22/2015, 7:20:35 AM2 votes

For most of these, I feel like the opposite is true. Not sure if that was OP's intention.

Spikeman716/22/2015, 4:58:02 AM2 votes

Number 9 is freelo.

brad6/22/2015, 6:12:22 AM2 votes

you are the first person to ever make a thread like this

KenjiChan2516/22/2015, 9:38:48 AM2 votes

Excellent tips. I climbed out of Bronze 5 into Wood 1. Much thanks.

In all seriousness, for those of you wondering if it's a troll/joke thread, look at the title. Challenjour is the term jokingly used for one's self in a parody/mocking fashion.

Mecha MaIphite6/22/2015, 10:35:19 AM2 votes

ty challenjour senpai, I finally carried myself out of wood

Myrmiron6/22/2015, 10:18:01 AM1 votes

Please stop telling everyone ._. I already got Dia 5 with that and wanted to wait until I got challenged before even everypotatoe.

DesmondKaii6/23/2015, 2:09:59 AM1 votes

SORE ARU!

slôw6/22/2015, 10:40:42 AM1 votes

{quoted}

Hey noobs! I'm a would-be Challenger player(unfortunately stuck in silver because of all these noob teams... pft), and I've come to teach you the need-to-know-basics of League that for some reason nobody gets.

  1. Never upgrade your trinket. 250g for a fucking ward? You joking man?

  2. Kills>Objectives. If you can grab a kill, take it, even if it means losing a tower, or dying yourself, or whatever.

  3. NEVER KS FROM YOUR ADC. EVER. Even if it means them towerdiving we don't really give a rat's ass now back off.

  4. As a support, always attack whoever your ADC's attacking, but once again, NEVER FUCKING KS OR I WILL MUTE YOU.

  5. Always mute idiots. "upgrade ur trinket" "objectives>kills" "wtf u suck man" Morons... learn2challenjour

  6. You>Your team. If your team dies and you get a kill then fuck them you just got a kill. Better for solo-carry.

  7. There is no minimap. People think there is but when you look at it its really just some shitty map of SR that people think has info. Pft. Morons.

  8. Do not, I repeat, do NOT ever go for anyone in a team fight besides the ADC. Even if there are 3 tanks sitting in your way just find a way around them, you'll take'em out.

  9. Riven is freelo.

  10. Don't be afraid to be an ass hole. It will make your enemies shake with frustration and your teammates will love the criticism- they might not show it but they do.

Have fun with your solo-carry out of low elo! And hope you don't get shit teams. >.>

lol@ #9, i hear that way too much in these silly boards...

Then again 98% of these boards are people in silver and bronze. Including the balance and rage posts.

RIVEN OP I WALKED IN BUSH AND DIED. RIVEN OP I LOSE LANE EVERY TIME. Jesus.

p6TXQXYfJB6/22/2015, 4:16:29 AM1 votes

Is this a troll thread? Sorry I couldn't tell because some of the ranked people in my games play like this and thinks they should be ranked higher....like diamond or something.

I Main Swain6/22/2015, 3:32:09 AM1 votes

before this guide I was a noob who went 4 3 17 every game. but now my avg kda is 12 19 2 and I carry all my games, my allies are just too stupid to realize it.

Only Play Darius6/22/2015, 6:15:03 AM1 votes

None of this is true........

Galewings6/22/2015, 1:33:43 PM1 votes

This might have been funny if you hadn't tried so hard.