If Dragon Is Up And You Can't See Any Enemies...
Guess where they are?
Hint: no where near that top lane farm you are trying to pick up.
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Dead because we aced them
-High fives-
What even is the point of this.
OOH! OOH! I KNOW!
They're taking raptors!
It's Baron. They have to be at Baron, right?
No where else makes sense.
No, no, the real clue is the scream dragon makes when it dies. That doesn't set off the timer, for whatever reason.
. . . Take Baron.
It's worse when they're getting baron. There's almost always that one guy on your team who goes "guys I think they're getting baron" and then immediately walks into baron pit by himself to check, gets immediately collapsed upon, and then lets the enemy roll over our inhibitor turrets because now we're fighting a 4v5 against a team with baron buff.
It can't be as bad as the guy we had our our team last night... Nonstop whining all game while doing mediocre himself... then I ping we should do baron and start heading for it... Whiner guy says "don't bother, they just got it" and we walk up to see Baron is there all alone. We take it uncontested and I couldn't help but type "you were saying?"
But yeah, screw these low elo games where my team doesn't know how to group for dragon/baron and instead go in the moment after the enemy takes it and my team trickles in one at a time to get destroyed and cause us to lose several more objectives.
Also: If the entire team isn't there for dragon, JUST LET THE ENEMY HAVE IT. Unless you can sneak a steal unnoticed (keyword UNNOTICED) then don't contest it. The CHANCE of getting dragon is not worth our team getting aced.