How to stop the Teemos

Do you play top lane? Are you sick of facing Teemo top or other obnoxious ranged wingwangs that seek to zone you behind your tower and laugh? Do you want to take your top lane back by force? Then I present to you the following champion.

MORDEKAISER

In case you're unfamiliar with the Master of Backhanding Enemies While Casually Farming, here are the basics of Mordekaiser.

Mordekaiser is a somewhat tanky health-based mage fighter person. Mordekaiser's passive gives him a temporary shield based on how much damage he deals with his spells. His spells also have reasonably short cooldowns. This makes him amazing at brief duels. He can smack enemy minions or his lane opponent, dealing damage and even farming while simultaneously building up a shield to absorb incoming damage.

Mordekaiser's E throws out a nearly invisible cone which has a decent size and a 6-ish second cooldown. This is your main tool. The next time some Teemo decides to poke you from behind his minions, just press E to give all of them the smackdown and refill your shield. Do this whenever he tries to repeat the obnoxious tactic. Whittle down his health, and soon he'll be running scared back to his tower to recall.

Get some health, lifesteal, and spellvamp items for plenty of sustain. Load up on health pots, grab some AP, and show those jerks that harrassing your lane is no longer an option.

Have fun.