The sum of all Crafty's complaints in one image

Illabethe·8/7/2019, 1:01:31 PM·12 votes·8,739 views

I never thought I'd agree with Crafty on anything, but

[img]https://i.imgur.com/cAZPOnp.png[/img]

  • Void 3 member does half your HP as true damage
  • 3 Static Shivs
  • Karthus with 3 Sorcerer team and almost no Sorcerer items nukes half your HP.
  • Phantom you start with 1 person almost dead....
  • Let's throw in a Blitz for good measure
  • Ionic Spark OP!

(Really...... just posting to QQ about 3 Static Shivs being better than building champion specific items for those champions, because it's made out of Tears and speeds up the cast proc of anything it's put on than the damage, but it seemed to be a culmination of everything we see on forums being QQ'd about in ONE TEAM)

Meanwhile:

-I got 0 items from first 3 minions. -I got 1 item from Golems -I got 0 items from Wolves -I got 1 item from Raptors

Only gear I had: -item 3089 item 3165 item 3285 Ahri -item 3139 Lulu -item 1031 Warwick

Oh. But I did have 2 Dragons, which didn't matter because of the amount of damage this comp put out in 2 seconds of a match......

(Still ranked #4 with item snub)

16 Comments

Sire Hippington8/7/2019, 5:31:52 PM4 votes

You forgot kindret granting more survivabillity(depending on her timeing) than 6 knights ever could...

Jinzo Torrance8/7/2019, 7:43:56 PM3 votes

The Balance in this gamemode is such a joke... First they buff Kennen ability from 600 to 900, then they nerf it back two patch later, same thing for Morgana, Pyke, Aatrox, Karthus, Voli abilities. (Voli being buffed when he could proc a Glacial effect on your whole team every empowered auto, no actual brain activity)

Just some cretin looking at charts and opening a file to change 2-3 numbers.

Sad that we lost Riot Maple from League team for this shit.

Worst JG Wins8/7/2019, 1:53:43 PM2 votes

That team comp garbo easy to beat.

Edit for the silvers downvoting my comment here is how you beat it

Gnar GA+Dragon claw and FH, Hush, shiv ect front line against the cho Dragon+3 sorc stacked ASol other synergies flexible Yordle/SS ect good

He doesn't have GA for Cho easy to shut down just CC him first. Just need a couple of powerful units in Gnar/Asol to smack down the others

Sej, Cho and sometimes Kennen can replace Gnar

Cräfty8/7/2019, 4:09:33 PM2 votes

This must be the weirdest " shoutout " (Idk how to call this, tbh) I received on the internet LUL xD

Anyway, I'm glad you finally understood at least why I wrote some of my threads.

Upvoted!

[slayer-pantheon-thumbs]

(Did that comp win 1st place in the end? Just curious.)

hoganftw8/7/2019, 5:15:49 PM2 votes

Riot doesn't understand the genre and sucks at balance. What else is new?

DUDE BRO8/8/2019, 6:01:27 AM1 votes

They'll never change anything while people continue to play, just like they'll keep this prestiege/skin event trend while people continue to buy.

Stop playing and eventually when the player base dies down they "MIGHT" consider why.