The sum of all Crafty's complaints in one image

Illabethe·Aug 7, 2019·12 votes·8,739 views

I never thought I'd agree with Crafty on anything, but

[img]https://i.imgur.com/cAZPOnp.png[/img]

Void 3 member does half your HP as true damage
3 Static Shivs
Karthus with 3 Sorcerer team and almost no Sorcerer items nukes half your HP.
Phantom you start with 1 person almost dead....
Let's throw in a Blitz for good measure
Ionic Spark OP!

(Really...... just posting to QQ about 3 Static Shivs being better than building champion specific items for those champions, because it's made out of Tears and speeds up the cast proc of anything it's put on than the damage, but it seemed to be a culmination of everything we see on forums being QQ'd about in ONE TEAM)

Meanwhile:

-I got 0 items from first 3 minions. -I got 1 item from Golems -I got 0 items from Wolves -I got 1 item from Raptors

Only gear I had: - Ahri - Lulu - Warwick

Oh. But I did have 2 Dragons, which didn't matter because of the amount of damage this comp put out in 2 seconds of a match......

(Still ranked #4 with item snub)

16 Comments

Sire HippingtonAug 7, 20194 votes

You forgot kindret granting more survivabillity(depending on her timeing) than 6 knights ever could...

IllabetheAug 7, 20191 votes

#2 had a 2 star Kayle with Noble/Knight. All but Garen and Kayle were dead within the first 5 seconds, and it took 3-4 Kayle ults for Garen/Kayle to die too.

FakeGravityAug 8, 20191 votes

just wait until they release a healer like soraka or something, kindred/kayle stopping ppl from dying, soraka healing them to full, they get enough mana again, repeat

Jinzo TorranceAug 7, 20193 votes

The Balance in this gamemode is such a joke... First they buff Kennen ability from 600 to 900, then they nerf it back two patch later, same thing for Morgana, Pyke, Aatrox, Karthus, Voli abilities. (Voli being buffed when he could proc a Glacial effect on your whole team every empowered auto, no actual brain activity)

Just some cretin looking at charts and opening a file to change 2-3 numbers.

Sad that we lost Riot Maple from League team for this shit.

Worst JG WinsAug 7, 20192 votes

That team comp garbo easy to beat.

Edit for the silvers downvoting my comment here is how you beat it

Gnar GA+Dragon claw and FH, Hush, shiv ect front line against the cho Dragon+3 sorc stacked ASol other synergies flexible Yordle/SS ect good

He doesn't have GA for Cho easy to shut down just CC him first. Just need a couple of powerful units in Gnar/Asol to smack down the others

Sej, Cho and sometimes Kennen can replace Gnar

IllabetheAug 7, 20191 votes

Dragon Claw does work vs Cho at all
Cho's not the one doing initial damage here. By the time forces collide in this setup, Karthus is already casting, Ahri is already casting, 3 Static Shivs are going off, Kindred is almost casting and has someone at 10% HP, Blitz has pulled someone else.

The comp literally puts out over 2800 damage in the first 4 seconds of the match. Before Sej/Gnar can even do anything. To the entire team.

Worst JG WinsAug 7, 20191 votes

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Dragon Claw does work vs Cho at all

Cho's not the one doing initial damage here. By the time forces collide in this setup, Karthus is already casting, Ahri is already casting, 3 Static Shivs are going off, Kindred is almost casting and has someone at 10% HP, Blitz has pulled someone else.

The comp literally puts out over 2800 damage in the first 4 seconds of the match. Before Sej/Gnar can even do anything. To the entire team.

Dragon claw is for the Karthus ulti if u can't stop it with the suggested CCs that way you have 3 units capable of killing him after everything else explodes.

That Cho doesn't have AP his damage isn't that high and he doesn't have GA so you can easily stop his Rupture from going off in the first place. Now this same comp with 2 GA one for cho, one for Karthus and better itemization otherwise that shit broken... but with this build it's a 2nd place build.

Sej/Gnar/Cho with items will go off and everything besides Karthus and Rek'sai will die before their CC ends. Legit this build is garbo, complete waste of a unit high roll

CräftyAug 7, 20193 votes

Dude, you're talking like we can get all those units and items you're talking about any time we want to. xD

Come on, bruh!

[slayer-jinx-unamused]

Worst JG WinsAug 7, 20191 votes

{quoted}

Dude, you're talking like we can get all those units and items you're talking about any time we want to. xD

Come on, bruh!

[slayer-jinx-unamused]

It's very easy to have the items and unit's i'm talking about in multiples by 6-2.

CräftyAug 7, 20193 votes

It's very easy to have the items and unit's i'm talking about in multiples by 6-2.

Yeah, you're right. I should toss out all my already established comp with their already established items and synergies, by that point, and try to fit in Gnar and AurelionSol to get the dream counterplay you're talking about...

Oh wait! It's impossible to do that... Nevermind, then!

[zombie-brand-clap]

Worst JG WinsAug 7, 20191 votes

{quoted}

Yeah, you're right. I should toss out all my already established comp with their already established items and synergies, by that point, and try to fit in and to get the dream counterplay you're talking about...

Oh wait! It's impossible to do that... Nevermind, then!

[zombie-brand-clap]

I mean if you're Rengar comp u can just have the better cho, his sucks dick, you can also clear space with Blitz for an Akali to delete the Karthus

If you're Ranger/guardian Leona can stop the ulti on Karthus and Kindred can also ulti at the same time. All the 4 drop CC units are OP in the 7th/8th slots for this comp

If you're GS/Blade pyke and Yas can CC or you can just hush cho and blow everything up really quickly

All the 4 drop CC suggested can be shoved into any comp other then nobles and nobles can live through 2 Karthus Utli so u just need to shut down the cho.

All the meta comps have a way to beat this late game. Don't get me wrong Karthus+Cho are very OP but this is a very bad use of them that is easy to counter.

CräftyAug 7, 20192 votes

This must be the weirdest " shoutout " (Idk how to call this, tbh) I received on the internet LUL xD

Anyway, I'm glad you finally understood at least why I wrote some of my threads.

Upvoted!

[slayer-pantheon-thumbs]

(Did that comp win 1st place in the end? Just curious.)

IllabetheAug 7, 20191 votes

That's end of game.

No one on any of 8 players got a single 3 star, and it was just overbearing.

CräftyAug 7, 20191 votes

Hmmm... well, that sucks!

Check out the short thread I mead about getting more than 1 Chogath xD