Daily reminder for Riot that item RNG feels bad and makes the game enormously less fun to play

I am Plat 4 in TFT so I'm not just some dude complaining about items because I can't win. I do well most of the time. But holy cow the item RNG is so insanely un-fun even when I'm doing well that it is just bewildering to me that it hasn't been made consistent already. I am willing to assert that gold is LITERALLY NEVER as good as getting an item. It's just a slap in the face.

Riot, I BEG YOU. Making item drops happen at the same rate for all players will instantly make TFT much more healthy and fun to play.