Soraka the ultimate healer has no "nurse skin" ?

SirTeemoMushroom·Jan 18, 2017·48 votes·4,100 views

akali has a nurse skin but she doesn't have any healing skills... but soraka the ultimate healer can't have a nurse skin? http://imgur.com/gallery/3Qous

63 Comments

Hauling AsheJan 19, 201715 votes

Well, technically Akali does heal... herself...

DanjengJan 19, 20175 votes

Hehehe, Nurse Akali giving herself a checkup and whatnot. I know the thought crossed your mind, Titz N Ashe!

PaladinNOJan 19, 20171 votes

[self-heal]

Dr. Mundo. Now it all comes together.

"I can see clearly now..." http://img1.pcgames.com.cn/pcgames/1101/30/2125908_FS.gif

And on that note, a joke heard in low elo:

"/all omg report mundo!!!! ulting himself instead of me!"

Chembaron YamadaJan 19, 201712 votes

Does anyone remember this masterpiece?

Teemo: Akali heal me! Teemo: Akali wtf heal me! Akali: stfu I can't even heal! Teemo: fake a## nurse skin...

Back to topic: Actually always wondered the same, but right now it seems like the doctor/nurse skin line is ninja exclusive....

BastionKrossJan 19, 20178 votes

Make it an ultimate skin; have her riding around on a scooter when the passive procs and have Soraka make "WeeWooWeeWoo" sounds while she does it.

Extra points for calling it "Banambulance Soraka".

WarriorMaiden17Jan 19, 20171 votes

Lol yessssss

SukishooJan 19, 20176 votes

She did get Heal Bot... so it was getting closer XD

RemIsAmazingJan 19, 20175 votes

if people don't know: the nurse akali skin is a lore based skin where her, shen, and kennen all posed as clinic personnel for an assassination. the best skin for soraka to fit the ambulance theme would be "riot soraka" being a riot medic.

PaladinNOJan 19, 20171 votes

Assassin [...] clinic.

"Surgical strike". Of course we know (some of us anyway). ;)

Supreme Senpai69Jan 20, 20171 votes

Spoiler: They assassinated diphtheria

CobaltTheMadMageJan 18, 20174 votes

Soraka M.D. or Nurse Soraka would make sense. Bonus points if her staff is replaced with an I.V. drip.

TyrekGoldenspearJan 18, 20174 votes

~~Hello Nurse~~

I would love this. Soraka is bae.

Edit: One more thing, her ambulance passive would fit really well with this skin.

CobaltTheMadMageJan 19, 20172 votes

{quoted}

~~Hello Nurse~~

I would love this. Soraka is bae.

Edit: One more thing, her ambulance passive would fit really well with this skin.

So would it have an ambulance siren sound when it procs?

TyrekGoldenspearJan 19, 20172 votes

Yaaaaas.

YFisfabulousBRUHJan 19, 20171 votes

omg enable ambulance siren yaaaassssss

PaladinNOJan 19, 20172 votes

http://s23.postimg.org/i4dvviusr/Call_The_Waaabulance.png

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=utvrOwJGQ8g

Fashion MageJan 19, 20173 votes

Of course, her passive would have to make an ambulance siren noise.

The Manly FairyJan 19, 20171 votes

I'm not sure how I feel about a sexualized unicorn satyr.

PaladinNOJan 19, 20172 votes

Just google "monara drgraevling" - there's that Soraka.

Serika ZeroJan 19, 20171 votes

Nurses don't heal............................................. The doctors do it............

RISE Shlack123Jan 19, 20177 votes

Incorrect. The nurses do far more work for the patients than the doctors do. I spent 2 months in the hospital 10 years ago after a serious industrial accident. I formed close bonds to several of the nurses because I saw them dozens of times per day, whereas I only saw the doctors once a day or every other day.

Don't disrespect what a nurse does for a patient. /rant

Serika ZeroJan 19, 20171 votes

riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight, keep telling yourself that nurses take direct "care" of the patient? sure nurses have a lot of basic medical knowledge? sure nurses heal? no, nurses ain't treating you

if you need a hearth transplant, a nurse won't save you if you need a proper investigation of what disease you are suffering for are nurses going to do the lab research for it?

stop kidding yourself. Nurse school is 3-4 years Doctor school is 6 years + 4 years of shitty internship before you get to do your job

If you are putting nurses on the same level as doctors, or even worse, above. You are disrespecting the people that actually save your life. 3 times more "school" before you get recognized as a doctor over a nurse.

but yeh, keep praising em nurses. Gee, and you wonder why doctors treat you like shit and you are left with nursecare

Fondling GemsJan 20, 20173 votes

They fulfill different roles. He never said they were above doctors either, rather he said they also heal which is true. Your logic is someone who has a first aid licence can't heal because they haven't gone to school for it for years. Doctors tend to be specialists in regards to treatments. You need a heart transplant? Get a heart surgeon, brain issues? Brain surgeon. Hell, I more than most know how damned specialized doctors get. Ever met a gastroenterologist? Yeah, someone who specializes in the esophagus and intestinal track.

Doctors deal with specific issues, often in regards to the area in which they trained. That doesn't mean nurses don't also care for their patients. Nurses are the ones who deal with most non life threatening issues. They are the one who take measurements, apply most treatments, etc. etc. The job of a doctor is to diagnose the issue, choose the proper course of action, and take care of highly specialized and complicated treatments that they are specifically trained for.

I have esophageal issues. First I went to a general doctor, they sent me to a specialist, who after listening said it might be one of 4 or so options my general doctor knew nothing about. He then sent me to a number of different tests, all run by nurses (2 doctors related to my treatment, 4+ nurses so far) after getting those results I had to get a tube shoved down my throat, also done by 2 nurses, followed by one doctor assisted by 4+ nurses (I thought it would be like 2, waking up in the room after being put to sleep taught me different) putting a camera down my throat.

That comes to 2 doctors, one doing nothing but listening to my issues and referring me to the other doctor, the other one who only did one test.

It also tallies to 10+ different nurses who did everything from basic tests to things that in inexperienced hands could have scarred the inside of my throat which is quite dangerous. (Scarring in your esophagus is one of the most common issues with it)

I wasn't even a standing patient, I only came in for the tests. Compare that to hospitalized patients who are taken care of by nurses daily.

I am not saying the doctor didn't play a role. However I am also confident that while it might have taken them a bit longer, the nurses could have also diagnosed the issue as they were the ones who did 90% of my testing, recording, and reporting of the results.

In terms of direct identification of and treatment of my problem the nurses did far more. The doctor acted as an information source/analyst first, and healer second.

Nurses most certainly treat and heal people.

Serika ZeroJan 20, 20171 votes

I said nurses don't heal, doctors heal. He lashes out saying that I'm "disrespecting" nurses.

You are overrating nurses. To much nurse porn?

Fondling GemsJan 20, 20171 votes

You are disrespecting them. Their job is to care for patients and help them heal, what possesses you to think that means they don't heal?

Doctors are specialized and deal with high level medical issues. Nurses deal with lower level cases, and in most cases spend more time helping patients directly as the jobs of many doctors are to diagnose patients or apply very specific and specialized medical attention. Do you think doctors are the ones who splint a broken limb? Or bandage up non life threatening wounds? Not generally. As you pointed out Doctors go through a lot more education, and that means there aren't enough of them to go around. As such doctors tend to deal with highly technical treatments such as brain surgery, highly specialized treatments that the average doctor doesn't know much about, or work in diagnosis of symptoms.

Nurses fill in everything else, from running tests like checking blood pressure, to bandaging wounds, to stitching, to assisting doctors in surgery, to assuring the safety and cleanliness or patients, to applying continuous medical attention such as iv drops, pills, etc.

Also note that he didn't "lash out" at you. He corrected your statement, provided source for why he was correct, and asked you not to disrespect them.

You on the other hand apply heavy sarcasm, provide nothing to back yourself up, and act out when people have a discussion with you trying to help you see why your statement is incorrect.

Also out of curiosity, what do you think nurses do? You yourself stated they go to school to be nurses for 3-4 years. They aren't spending that time goofing off. 3-4 years is a pretty strong education for most industries so they are clearly knowledgeable.

For reference a quick search showed that an associates degree in nursing (the shortest education time) covers, and I quote, "anatomy, nursing, nutrition, chemistry, microbiology among others." All those are related to taking care of and healing the human body, so I am confused as to what you think they are studying for and do.

Also as a mostly unrelated side note my nurse porn includes very little healing ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I am unsure as to why you would be inquiring about my sexual preferences in a reasonable discussion about the role nurses play in modern society though. It is like you think you can embarrass me through that and therefore make me back down. Clearly you failed to realize I am a Taric main, and as such I can openly say there isn't much I couldn't or wouldn't fap to. Barring other bodily fluids/solids 'cause that is just gross and unsanitary and I wan't nothing to do with it. I am sure you could find more things that I would say no to but in general I like to be a pretty open guy when it comes to things y'know? Experience the world in all its forms and that jazz.

######To Riot employees who see this and feel the need to remove it, please simply ask me and I will edit the above section so that readers can clearly follow the discussion because trying to read something with a deleted comment in it is really annoying and I don't want to force that on anyone. I tried to keep the after-message pretty clean though.

Serika ZeroJan 20, 20171 votes

obviously its all the nurse porn the reason you guys are so defensive over it and what nurses do, hint, go to a hospital and see what they do

if we kill all the doctors in the world, and burn all medicine related information, people will die and not get healed if we kill all the nurses in the world, burn all medicine related information, people will still stay alive and get healed why? because 1 has overall knowledge, that only scratches the surface and its unable to deal with medium to complicated situation while the others are heavily specialized, can pass information and even instruct other people on how to help them in the process (similar to nursing)

What they do at school? no clue, there's to many people that go to nursing school only to end up with no jobs are almost every job in the field is taken and no spots available. Obviously whatever they do there doesn't compete with what the already established nurses can do (regardless of gender). As far as I'm concerned, nurses have the same value as a pharmacist.

And for chess analogy. The nurse would be a pawn. The doctor would be the tower. Nurses don't heal. Doctors do. You don't go "to the nurse". You go "to the doctor" when you are sick.................... for a reason.

He ain't correct. The entire history of all languages on the planet proves that he is false and I'm right. NURSE DOESN'T HEAL. She (or he) takes care of you, assists with you getting healthy or keeping you alive. But they don't heal.

Fondling GemsJan 20, 20171 votes

First of all we have both been providing evidence from our experiences at hospitals, so I don't know where you are getting the idea that we haven't been to hospitals before from.

Second of all you have a very strange sense of what "healing" is. Healing is "the process of making or becoming sound or healthy again."

That means that putting a band aid on someone is healing. Stitching a wound closed is healing. Providing a cleanly environment that is conductive to a swift recovery and lowers the chance of infection is part of healing.

I am trained in wilderness first aid. That means that if you fall down in the woods and break a leg I am licensed to treat it with patient permission, or as I desire if they are unconscious. I have the official medical training and knowledge to treat broken limbs, open wounds, concussions, burns, frostbite, severe altitude sickness, colds, etc. until the patient recovers enough to make their way to a hospital themselves or a hospital can be contacted to send a rescue team.

I am expected to be able to care for patients in wilderness conditions for an unknown amount of time, as I will generally be unable to leave them and in most deep wilderness there is no contact signal. Therefore I am expected to care for these people until they make a recovery or someone else shows up and can be sent for help. I am licensed to heal in impractical situations, which in many ways is more difficult than the same care in a hospital. I am confident in my ability to do this because I have a good understanding of my limits.

I have official, legal medical training for this. I am confident in my ability to do these things to a competent degree. It is pretty important when you hike/camp a lot. This training was done over the course of 2 10 hour sessions. 20 hours, and I have the knowledge to competently care for someone in wilderness conditions.

If someone can be taught the basics of healing in wilderness conditions I don't know why you think people who spend 40,000-100,000 dollars a year for a 4 year education don't have the ability to heal. You state "facts" about how if all the doctors died and medical materials were burned people would die and not be healed, but your "facts" are anything but factual.

You then say if all the nurses were gone people wouldn't die. There are 854,698 active doctors in the USA. There are roughly 2,927,000 active nurses.

If you think that losing over 3/4ths of medically trained professionals, and they are professionals as they do specifically study medical related fields (as I quoted previously from an official nursing school curriculum) and have paying jobs in that industry, wouldn't cause people to die I am unsure of what I can say to you.

Quick questions:

Have you ever asked a nurse about their job?
Have you done any actual research on the jobs/roles of nurses?
Have you used any facts at all to support your opinion?
Do you even know any actual, statistical facts about nurses at all?

If you answered NO to any of the questions above, please take the time to become familiar with the subject matter that context the questions was created with before responding. You do of course have all right to respond without doing so, but I also have full right to not read what you write. You clearly want to convince others of your opinion as there is no other reason for you to be commenting so I would suggest bringing factual information next time to support your cause, as most people want actual facts before changing the way they think.

Serika ZeroJan 20, 20171 votes

you can't change my mind, and usa is not the only country in the world. You ain't the center of the universe. And nurses don't heal. They only tend the patient. Again, you don't "go to the nurse", you go to the fucking doctor for a reason.

You don't go to the secretary when you plan to do a buisness negotiation. You talk with the manager or ceo. Even if the secretary is nice and takes care of your stay at the company (or someone else in the HR team), its not the person that's doing the job you came there for.

NURSES DON'T HEAL!!! You guys got it wrong, as if 3 to 4 years of study is anywhere near equivalent to 10+ doctors have to do. But no, nurses must be some sort of super humans, obtaining the status of healer in just 3-4 years. Even general medicine takes at least 6 years.......... darn it

again, i think nurse porn has a serious effect on you people

Fondling GemsJan 21, 20171 votes

So you are incapable of healing someone without X years of training? It is just, oh 5 years? You can't do shit. Oh you are at 6? Now you can heal everything.

That isn't how learning works. Nurses still heal and care for patients. Go read this: http://www.kaptest.com/blog/calling-all-nurses/2016/04/01/a-day-in-the-life-of-a-registered-nurse-samantha/

It is a nurse giving a rundown of one of their normal days at work. There is a lot in there about the daily things they do for patients as well as the tests they do for patients.

I can easily point out 7 different examples of healing that she does. Realistically I would count a lot more things as healing but you seem pretty unwilling to accept a lot of things as healing so I went with that mindset.

As a side note I don't actually watch much nurse porn, and it wouldn't have an effect on me either way. I judge people based on what I see them do. Just because I saw something that has nothing to do with them or their job, but is rather a highly sexual interpretation of their role doesn't mean I suddenly judge them by that. I am perfectly capable of separating fantasy and real life, because the two are different on basic fundamental levels. I have met nurses in person, some of them were attractive, some were not. Either way I made no assumptions based on any sexualized content relating to their job.

Serika ZeroJan 21, 20171 votes

yes, correct or if you want your doctor to have 3 years of study and then go and get treatment, because apparently you think 3-4 years is enough

next time you have an operation, make sure to tell the surgeon: DUDE, IF YOU GOT MORE THAN 4 YEARS, YOU ARE WORTHLESS, I DON'T WANT YOU FIXING ME. GIMME MY NURSE, SHE CAN DO IT!!!!!!!!!!

Fondling GemsJan 21, 20171 votes

No, that isn't what I am saying. I am not disrespecting doctors at all. They play a very important role. That being said their role tends to be one of a font of knowledge rather than a hands on except in situations they are specially trained for.

Nurses tend to do a lot of hands on work based on prescriptions giving by doctors. Them getting guidance by doctors doesn't mean they suddenly don't play a role or aren't healing you.

If I need brain surgery then of course I want someone with training in that doing it. When it comes to brain surgery the only people with that training are going to be doctors.

However if I got in a car accident and have a big gash in my arm I still want someone with training to do it. The difference is that nurses have the training to do that. At that point it doesn't matter if a doctor or nurse is treating you because while the treatment is an important one (I would rather not bleed out and die) it is a relatively basic one in comparison to brain surgery, and one that nurses are trained to do. A professionally trained nurse is going to do the exact same thing as a doctor in that situation because the treatment is only so complex. There isn't more to learn in regards to dealing with a large bleeding gash after a certain amount of training.

Doctors and Nurses both get a lot of the same basic training. The difference is that doctor's school goes beyond that and explores different areas as well while Nurse's school covers things related to patient care more. Either way they both have the exact same ability to deal with such a wound after 1-2 years, and at that point you don't learn more in regards to such a wound because there isn't more to learn.

So if I am bleeding out from a big 'ol gash in my arm I would be perfectly happy having a Nurse stitch me up because they have the training to do so and a Doctor wouldn't do it better because both the skill floor and ceiling to deal with such a wound are only do high.

Next time we are in the ER both missing a limb and there are only nurses available for the next 20 minutes I will happily accept their treatment while you lie there bleeding out waiting for someone who knows how to do brain surgery to come put a bandage on your wound and stop the bleeding, something anyone with basic medical knowledge can do.

Serika ZeroJan 21, 20171 votes

can the human population survive if all nurses die today? yes can the human population survive if all doctors die today? no that's my point

i guess we can end this now nurses do NOT heal you are just putting them on a high end pedestal due to personal bias

Fondling GemsJan 21, 20171 votes

I mean technically the human population survived long before we had doctors, like, looooooooong before.

I am not even putting them on a high pedestal. I have been bringing up factual information to portray them as they are. You are the one who is ignoring them. Makes me feel like you have never been hospitalized, never talked with a nurse, and know nothing about how our medical system functions.

Seriously though, all those comments you made about nurse porn? Looks a lot more like you are the one who is being swayed by that thinking they do nothing but fuck around, both figuratively and literally.

Serika ZeroJan 22, 20171 votes

yeh, they weren't called doctors, they were called HEALERS, or MEDICS, or shamans and other things if in today's age doctors will go missing you have a lot of mutated viruses that, at the smallest mistake, is gona kill a large portion of the population no more hearth transplant as nurses as incapable of doing that no more proper analizis of disease as nurse are incapable of doing that no more checking bacteria on the microscope to come up with a solution to fight it as nurses don't know jack shit about that

not nurses. i've said that nurses tend the patient, they don't heal them and obviously, to much nurse porn brainwashed you to believe that they are super important, they ain't, at all

Supreme Senpai69Jan 20, 20172 votes

Everybody, invite this man to your next party. That way you won't have to worry about it being too fun

Serika ZeroJan 20, 20171 votes

lucky you, i hate parties. Won't come even with invites ;)

Supreme Senpai69Jan 20, 20171 votes

Wait, not even the pants party? :(

Serika ZeroJan 20, 20171 votes

nop, parties have a lot of people usually feels awful to join a party when its not your thing and you got almost nothing in common with everyone else there

if you enjoy it, that's fine. But parties ain't fun for everyone. I rather play video games, watch anime, daydream or help the few people that i know over going to a party.

Supreme Senpai69Jan 20, 20171 votes

Some parties I've been to are basically just video game / anime orgies. Sadly, I've yet to have anyone go to the party in my pants despite inviting a lot of people

Serika ZeroJan 20, 20172 votes

keep on trying, one day you might succeed

YorukinJan 19, 20171 votes

Well, no, Soraka's not a nurse. She's the ambulance. http://31.media.tumblr.com/84ef137ed521dee2d0245d9d8f8a94de/tumblr_nemy92wrku1sbaqxto1_1280.gif Jokes aside, I think she's a little overqualified to be a nurse. A doctor or paramedic, definitely, but not a nurse.

CobaltTheMadMageJan 19, 20171 votes

{quoted}

Well, no, Soraka's not a nurse. She's the ambulance. http://31.media.tumblr.com/84ef137ed521dee2d0245d9d8f8a94de/tumblr_nemy92wrku1sbaqxto1_1280.gif Jokes aside, I think she's a little overqualified to be a nurse. A doctor or paramedic, definitely, but not a nurse.

So EMT Soraka?

KoKobotoJan 19, 20171 votes

Two ways I see this skin going Fanservice doctor skin - I wouldn't mind Soraka becoming some future half goat/ half ambulance - I wouldn't mind

Ariel the CruelJan 19, 20171 votes

Akali, Shen, and Kennen in a song: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=notKtAgfwDA (Remember, they are assassins.)

doiminat0r3600Jan 19, 20171 votes

Just make her a fucking ambulance skin

https://i.ytimg.com/vi/kfiudNPlmGs/maxresdefault.jpg

Linna ExcelJan 19, 20171 votes

Sona and Nami don't have nurse skins either.

Even though she can't heal, I think nurse Lulu would look good as well.

Peel Your ADCJan 20, 20171 votes

Fuck a nurse skin.

Give her a Bernie Sanders Skin.

Rain that healthcare on everyone.

Sèx Craved EveJan 20, 20171 votes

I want this for reasons.

Supreme Senpai69Jan 20, 20171 votes

I don't think Soraka needs a nurse skin the same reason Aurelion Sol doesn't need a dark star skin, Diana doesn't need a blood moon skin, etc. Skins are meant to show your champion in an alternate universe. Soraka already is all about healing so it'd sorta be a wasted concept.

I'd rather see a Soraka that doesn't heal, for example, but instead kills shit. Reaper Soraka fits that fantasy.