LeaverBuster Camille
Camille needs a new skin. She could be Arclight Camille or Warden Camille or Justicar Camille, but I really want something silly.
Hence Leaver Buster Camille (alternatively Tribunal or Rito Camille):
upon casting Hextech Ultimatum: "Enemy player may not AFK." "You'll leave when I tell you, or when the nexus explodes. No sooner. "Chat restriction. Ahem. Movement restriction."
upon respawn, allied team has gold deficit:
"Ragequit is hard. Playing from behind is harder."
"Rage quitting is easy, it's playing from behind that's difficult."
response to enemy player joke: "Muted." "Reported."
upon placing a ward: "This is a team game." "Tooltips: Be un-tiltable."
to ally, upon getting an assist: "I shall honour you after the game."
upon idling for more than 30 seconds at the fountain: "I make the rules, and the rules say Your Team Needs You." "Was that bathroom break REALLY necessary?" "I hope that was you plugging in your toaster."