League YouTuber Clickbait Generator

SteelMankind·4/7/2017, 1:19:04 AM·4 votes·671 views

Java code for clickbait generator. Compile on a machine with Java SDK v1.7 or later and enjoy the viewz.

import java.util.concurrent.ThreadLocalRandom;

public class GenerateNB3 { private static String[] block1 = {"50K DAMAGE","INSANE BURST","MOST TOXIC","ACTUALLY BULLYING","NOT FAIR AT ALL","RITO PLS NERF","WTF DAMAGE","1000 AP","600 AD","SCRIPTING","THIS IS LITERALLY IMPOSSIBLE","BROKEN OP","SECRET OP BUILD","FULL AP","FULL AD","FULL LETHALITY","100% CRIT","420","WORST PLAYER EVER"}; private static String[] block2 = {"RENGAR","KINDRED","MASTER YI","SHACO","LEE","HECARIM","KHA'ZIX","QUINN","GRAVES","NOCTURNE","FIZZ","VI","EVELYNN","RENGAR","WUKONG","EKKO","ELISE","REK'SAI","DIANA"}; private static String[] block3 = {"MY PARENTS ABORTED ME AFTER THIS ONE","MY PARENTS PUT ME UP FOR ADOPTION","I GOT BANNED FOR THIS","FRIENDS BLOCKED ME AFTER THIS ONE","PAYING CHILD SUPPORT NOW","PERMA-BANNED","RUN IT DOWN MID","GET OUT OF MY JUNGLE","I GET CYBERBULLIED","THIS IS WHY I HAVE NO FRIENDS","TEAM INTING", "MISTAKES WERE MADE","MADE THEM RAGEQUIT","PENTAKILL", "OVER 9000", "I WILL BE HOKAGE"};

    public static void main(String[] args){
	int rand1 = ThreadLocalRandom.current().nextInt(0, block1.length);
	int rand2 = ThreadLocalRandom.current().nextInt(0, block2.length);
	int rand3 = ThreadLocalRandom.current().nextInt(0, block3.length);
	
	String punc1 = "";
	for (int i = 0; i < 4; i++){
		int rand4 = ThreadLocalRandom.current().nextInt(0, 3);
		if (rand4 == 0)
			punc1 = punc1+"?";
		if (rand4 == 1)
			punc1 = punc1+"!";	
	}
	punc1 = punc1+" ";
	System.out.println(block1[rand1]+" "+block2[rand2]+" "+block3[rand3]+punc1);
}

}

4 Comments

SzGamer2274/8/2017, 10:40:07 PM2 votes

Dude

Someone's going to report you to NB3 for hacking his computer and stealing his algorithm

hammond is god4/7/2017, 5:21:30 PM1 votes

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rework trundle4/8/2017, 11:43:18 PM1 votes

THIS IS LITERALLY IMPOSSIBLE KINDRED THIS IS WHY I HAVE NO FRIENDS?!?!

I love it