Order of the banana hecarim

Terozu·Jun 13, 2017·31 votes·2,132 views

I found this while looking at Ezreal x Lux fanart (Taric the Gay pls dont kill me) Riot pls make this happen. Please. https://68.media.tumblr.com/58c94ccda3f33e0a6c43fc4701c400b6/tumblr_o0nn28eszQ1rs6p09o2_500.jpg

20 Comments

mkynerJun 13, 201720 votes

That is terrifying.

TerozuJun 13, 20177 votes

Which is why it needs to happen Rito pls

Hay5eedJun 13, 20174 votes

if pug mow is a thing then so should this

Fondling GemsJun 13, 20178 votes

Don't worry, Taric the Gay will have to get in line.

TerozuJun 13, 20176 votes

Well... Lux Light Binding! Ezreal Arcane shift! Lux Yay person I've never even talked to! We escaped the weird hippie gem guy! Ezreal Yay! Teamwork! https://tundrafizz.space/fek-avatars/219343013.jpg Get tilted. >:D (Please don't kill me D:)

Fondling GemsJun 13, 20174 votes

Clearly you don't realize that the secret to Taric's purity is that he always takes summoner 1 , and you can't say no when you are stunned.

TerozuJun 13, 20171 votes

The Binding was merely a diversion so he could Arcane shift away. After that they both ult you and well... https://a.wattpad.com/cover/39597968-352-k499759.jpg

SkorchJun 13, 20175 votes

Lux : Are we supposed to be... dating or something? We've never even talked.

TerozuJun 13, 20171 votes

Arcane shift! Yay person I've never even talked to! We escaped the weird hippie gem guy! Yay! Teamwork!

Srry i beat you to that punchline :b

SkorchJun 13, 20171 votes

While true, i was just reconfirming that Ez x Lux isnt cannon, which i agree is saddening.

TerozuJun 13, 20172 votes

True but neither is Ezreal x Taric, and the reason for that quote was actually a joke, just before that voice update, both Lux and Ezreal had their lores redone, so while they were once at least close friends, they've now "never even talked".