Phreak, The Tri-Force Master

Phreak is a Support Assassin, that can go any lane and counters everyone who doesn't have at least three Trinity Forces. His ability costs are irrelevant, due to his 420000 starting mana.

Passive: Sweet Moves and Tons of Damage - Phreak is invulnerable and untargetable while dancing. Phreak starts with a Trinity Force, and all Tri-Forces afterwards on him are free. His starting Trinity Force gains an active. This allows Phreak to choose any champion to be his bitch, then control them at any time. With every basic attack Phreak summons a Teemo. These Teemos scale with his AP.

Q: I Know My Shit - Phreak has done spotlights on almost every champion, and can thus replicate what they can do. He steals one ability from any champion (chosen like Twisted Fate's cards) and then that champion can't use that ability for the rest of the game, because they know they can't compare.

W: Jungler - Phreak instantly clears every monster on the map, gaining the kill gold and XP but based off the multiplier 100/200/300/400/9001%.

E: Rage Quit - Phreak's massive skills can cause any one champion to rage quit, forcing them to quit for 10/20/30/40/50 hours.

R: Satan's Army - Phreak summons 100/200/300 (amount increases by 100% for every Trinity Force Phreak has) Teemos around the map. The Teemos have a 97/98/99% dodge chance and 1000/1100/1200% movement speed multiplier.

Sorry for the low scalings, he may need a few buffs. Let me know what you think!